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BITCH IM TAKIN THIS BOOK OUT OF DEPRESSING VILLE AND BRINGING THIS BACK TO MEMEVILLE 42069 MLG STREET LMAO

ALSO GIVE MY GIRL jiminovbiceps A FOLLOW, READ HER STUFF BC SHE IS MY LITERAL INSPIRATION WHEN I NEED TO WRITE SUM NAUGHTY SHIT. (no literally tho her smuts are 1000000x better then mine lmfao) gIVE MY GIRL A FOLLOW

okay now... eNjOy

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(taehyung p.o.v)

"eVERYONE FUCKING KNEW?!!" i shouted as i got up from the chair, jimin smiled at me and he shrugged. "hey! i didn't know either!" hoseok exclaimed

"oKaY bUt mOstLy eVeRyONe kNew eXcepT foR me" am i seriously THAT dense? i know i'm supposed to be mad at kook right now but at the moment i was mind blown. "boi he even ordered went here like every week, how did you not notice him" yoongi pointed out, i rolled my eyes and pouted "did you notice? huh huh?" i glared at him and he just laughed, okay first of all- "yes taehyung, i actually did notice i was the first one to notice!" he started to sip his tea afterwards, wow. wowie wow wow. "whAt about you three!?" i referred to jimin, namjoon, and jin. Jimin giggled like a little beach and namjoon just averted his gaze

"well, shortly after yoongi noticed fetus over here, he talked to him in the back of MY cafe and i walked on them having a moment and i saw him" jin explained, wah... i raised an eyebrow and looked at jungkook who was stuffing a piece of cake in his mouth "okay but what about these two?" i pointed at namjoon and jiminie "well i told namjoon, and jiminie... hm i don't know actually.." everyone turned to jimin, with wide eyes he sighed "uhm... well he kinda contacted me first"

"WHAT" hobi and i said in unison, okay he can contact jimin but he can't contact me... then again.. "OKAY JUNG-FUCKING-KOOK YOUR ASS BETTER EXPLAIN HOW YOU CAN CONTACT JIMIN BUT NOT US?" hobi nagged, he perfectly read my mind. i am impress-ed.

"well, i've always wanted to contact all you guys again but i was too afraid to and jieun wouldn't let me, i would've contacted taehyungie first but i didn't because for reasons"

"so who is this jieun bitch" did i ever mention how sassy hobi can be when he's mad.

"hyung!-" before jungkook could say anything more, a pretty woman came in the cafe "ah.. sorry ma'am we're closed for today" i informed, she looked at me and smiled, wah... pretty.. "i'm not here for coffee today..." she said with a soft voice, i raised my eyebrows in confusion. she took a good look at all of us when she swiftly turned her head to jungkook.

"YOU DIDNT GET HIM PREGNANT RIGHT?" she stomped over to jungkook who was, jungshook. wait who pregnant?? she started hitting him with his bag because of that suga started to laugh. "ah! ow! noona- no fuck i didn't! guys don't even get pregnant! stop!" he tried shielding himself

wait who is that? isn't she the owner of that store? is she his... girlfriend..? "jungkook who dat?" namjoon asked, the girl stopped hitting him and they both looked at namjoon "oh, i forgot.. so this is my noona, jieun." the girl whose name is jieun bowed to us in courtesy, and smiled like none of that just happened. "hello." she greeted, we all bowed back and greeted her back.

"oh? hey you're that girl that was in jungkooks house" jimin blurted out, we all turn to his in shock. wait they- they live together? what's going on?  "it's actually my house, i let him stay with me since.. well i'm trying to keep him hidden since he asked me to do so" she explained as she sat down on the chair next to him. but are they dating or not?! god i'm so frustrated "are you dating?" as soon as jin said that jungkook started to choke

"jin hyung why would you even-" he started to cough even more.. answer the damn question. "no hyung! she's more like a nagging older sister" jieun flinched and made a sour face, gOod they aren't dating, if they were i was about to kill a certain someone. "excuse me? NAGGING? bitch do you want a beating?" hm but she somehow reminded me of jin hyung when someone pisses him off.

"so jin why'd you call all of us here??" jungkook laughed as he tried to ignore jieuns threatening gaze. "to hang out, we need to catch up with you and we also need to give you a smack down come here" jin started walking towards him but then he swiftly ran to the seat besides me, uHm. to make me even more confused with my feelings he hugged me from behind "jungkook what are you-" my voice cracked, and i didn't get to finish as he pUT HIS HEAD ON MY SHOULDER HOLY CRAP-

"2 years ago you said you would protect me from anything, protect me from Jin hyung thanks" he tightened he grip on my waist and i started to get weaker by his touch. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. "JEON LEMME JUST GIVE YOU ONE SLAP, TAE MOVE" jin growled, i wasn't really paying attention to him because a certain boy was hugging my back so i just made a weird ass noise. "fUCK ME UP TAEKOOK" hobi and jimin shouted, i blushed even more, thank god the boy can't see my face right now. "Nhsbsssbs JIMIN" i warned as jimin started to take pictures of us.

"jungkook can you move closer? YES HONEY THERE WE GO" OHMYGOD I CAN FEEL SOMETHING NEAR MY ASS.. IT WAS HIS BULGE FUCK FUCK. i shut my eyes close as i covered my red ass face. dont get a boner. don't get a boner. taehyung i swear to god don't you get a boner.

i feel his breath on my neck, kill me. "taehyung..." his voice was husky and deep, my were still closed, I CANT GET A BONER NOT NOW "what.." my breath shook as i presses my lips tightly together "you might wanna fix that..." FIX WHAT? this boy seriously needs to stop whisper in my ear so seductively "fix what.." my breath was just as weak as i am right now, at that moment i complete forgot that hobi and jimin was freaking out over us. oh why? MAYBE BECAUSE IM BOUTTA GET A BONER.. jungkook scooted in more, his bulge was pressing on my back now. god forbid what i'm imagining right now.

"jungkook fix what" i repeated..











"you've got a boner, tae.""

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thank you for all of your sweet comments it means a lot to me :)

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