STOP F***ING SWEARING

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Hi there! As you can see by the title this will contain some swearing and I suggest that if you are not comfortable with that then perhaps you'd like to skip this one. It's quite short but I kind of just felt like ranting. Thanks!

I'm sorry but please could you explain to me why exactly I should refrain  from swearing when I feel the need to?

Naturally I'm sure that give enough time anyone would be able to come up with a witty and eloquent response to your pathetic and dimwitted insult, but given the fact that I need to roast you at this particular moment in time because you think that I should limit my vocabulary and stop expressing myself whenever I'm enraged or exited does indeed p*** me off.

Sometimes you just have to go back to the basics of the crude and corse language that we are blessed able to speak. So you'll excuse me if I carry on with how I want to speak without giving a damn to what you think.

Sarcasm is a gift. One that I happen to possess and it also enables me to not give a f*** about what you think, thank you very much.

But of course sometimes there is no need for words. Let me introduce you to the universal way of saying f*** you, you motherf***ing son of a b****!

~JJ

~JJ

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