"Calypso, can you describe Leo?"

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((@Argo 2))

...Cue in Bad song by Michael Jackson...

Haw! Pow! Huh! Wow!

Hazel: Hey guys, you hear something?

Calypso: (looks around) Huh what's that? ((Clap your hands! The special guest has arrived!!! ^^. Touring around the world in Argo2))

Your Butt Is Mine... Gonna Take You Right ...Dah!

Just Show Your Face... In Broad Daylight ...Dah!

I'm Telling You... On How I Feel ...Dah!

Gonna Hurt Your Mind... Don't Shoot To Kill

Come On, ...Dah! Come On, Lay It On Me ...Dah! All Right...

Calypso: (jaw drops while blushing profusely like Hazel) Did I hear that music right? Uhm the words are making me uncomfortable.

I'm Giving You... On Count Of Three ...Dah

To Show Your Stuff... Or Let It Be . . . ...Dah!

I'm Telling You... Just Watch Your Mouth ...Dah!

I Know Your Game... What You're About

Percy: Oooh! I know this song!

Annabeth: Michael Jackson. He was really a famous son of Apollo.

Frank: Did you guys hear the echoing 'dah, dah' sound?

Piper: Oh no. I know that voice.

Jason: (hides face in hands) Oh gods, I have a feeling that I won't like what I would see today.

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-Come On ...Yah! 

(Leo enters the ship's deck, shuffling like Michael Jackson then moon walks in front of audience... Proceeds to lip sync with the song - courtesy of Festus - while dancing...sort of.)

You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-You Know It ...Nah! 

You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-Come On, You Know ...Pah! 

And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You Once Again,

Leo: Who's Bad . . . haaaa (points fingers at everyone then winks)

(Jaw drops everywhere with more than a couple face palms)

Reyna: You. You are bad. Absolutely terrible. Hideous. I want to puke.

Leo: Hey! How rude!

Nico: Reyna, why are we here- (shakes head) Oh never mind. (winces) What are you wearing Leo?

Leo: (flips black metal-studded jacket then grins) Why are you looking at me like that? It's just like your usual all-black attire.

Nico: (pales) No way! I d-don't wear anything like that! I don't even own skinny jeans!

Reyna: Hmmm... (looks at Nico up and down and focuses on legs)

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