Meet the Culprits
((April 1st... Most demigods are back in camp for the chance to prank someone without the fear of punishment from Chiron and Mr. D...))
((1 am... After lights out... Sounds heard from outside a cabin))
(Snickering and muffled squeals and laughter...)
Voice 1: (hushed voices) Hehehehehe. A present!!! Dad came through. Hehehe. It's time for our revenge! The revenge of the boys!
Voice 2: Our dad is SO cool!!!
Voice 1: I know right. Best dad EVER! Tomorrow will be epic.
Voice 2: Gods, I'm so excited!!! Will you give to to her?
Voice 1: (voice obviously shivers) If Kittycat finds out it's us, she'll kill me this time for sure.
Voice 2: Ohhhh... Heh. Heh. Heh.
Voice 1: Don't even think about it.
Voice 2: (defensive) What?! I'm not thinking anything!!!
Voice 1: Hey! Shhhhh! Tone it down, you idiot. You'll wake everybody.
Voice 2: Don't call me an idiot! You are the idiot!
Voice 1: No, you are!
Voice 2: No, you!
Voice 1: You!
Voice 2: Not me, you!
Voice 1: Oh okay, I'm the idiot.
Voice 2: Not you, me!
Voice 1: No, me.
Voice 2: Not you, I'm the idiot!!!
Voice 1: (snickers) Fine, if you say so.
Voice 2: ... ... ..... Ohhh dam...! Not again!
Voice 1: Hahahaha!
Other people: Will you two shut the duck up?!
Voice 1&2: ..... (whispers) Wups... Sorry... Shutting up now.
...
((3 am...))
(Two black clothed figures move away from the docks where the Argo 2 is parked...)
Voice 1: Okay, all is set. Now we wait.
Voice 2: Am I a genius or what? I told you this disguise would totally work. We are totally invisible! Teheh.
Voice 1: (looks down at attire, grins) Hell yeah! Great job in finding the suits, bro! (fist bump)
Voice 2: I read that the dudes who once wore these suits are well known for their invisibility technique. (fixes face mask and head guard)
Voice 1: Wah?! Bro, whed did you ever READ?!!!
Voice 2: Hey! Of course, I do! I'm not stupid, you know! I even got the book from the Athena cabin.
Voice 1: (freezes) No freaking way?!
Voice 2: (hands on waist, proud stance) Yes way! It's titled the Greatest Mythical Warriors of Asia.
Voice 1: (awed) Dude, why did you even have the book?
Voice 2: Hehehe... Toilette paper ran out yesterday but I didn't want Aphrodite's floral scented wet wipes, so I snuck in into cabin six instead.
Voice 1: Awesome, bro! Gross but awesome. Haha! I can't believe I just found out about this now?! Do you think we can use it in the morning too? Then we can go sneak in into the-
Voice 1&2: (squeals excitedly together, hands clasped, dance) Girl's bathroom!!!!! Gah!!!
Me: ...
Voice 2: (looks at me) Ekk! Uhhh... Hey bro. I think we're busted...
Voice 1: Nonsense! You said we're invisible!
Voice 2: yeah, but she's looking at us. Look! (turns brother's head towards me)
Me: ...
Voice 1: Oh dam! It's the new girl. Gods, she looked so creepy standing so still like that.
Voice 2: (nods) You think she's on to us? (staring contest with me)
Me: ...
Voice 1: I don't think so. (waves arms and legs. crab walked. wriggles like a fish out of water) Hmmm... Nope. She can't see us. If she could, she would have laughed by now. No one could resist my waving mermaid body. (wriggles again, like a worm having seizure) Hehe.
Voice 2: Hahah, oh yeah, bro. I must say your wriggling technique is improving! (high five) Let's go. Maybe she's just sleep walking...
Me: ...
Voice 1&2: Hehehe, what an odd kid...
Me: (in the softest sound possible that they could hear, points at them all creepy-like) NINJAS... NINJAS... NINJAS... (chant)
Voice 2: (jumps, panics) EEEEP!!!!! Brother, she knows!!! She sees!!! Waaaah!!! Run brother run!!! Run for your life!!! She's crazy! She's weird! She's SO creepy!!!
Voice 1: (panics too) What the heck! Quiet down! The Harpies-
Harpies: (loud screech) Eeeerrrk! Demigods out of curfew! Reeeeeek! Fooood! Food for harpies!
Voice 1: Rod of Hermes! No way! Ahhhhhhhhhh! (desperately runs back to the cabins with brother...)
(More squealing and squawking and panicking)
Me: ... Ninjas... Ninjas... Ninjas... (smiles) Heh. Heh.Heh.
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tbc...
Can you guess who Voice 1 and 2 are??? Hehehehehe...
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