Key (BTS fanfiction)

If I had to guess...

I groan until I run out of air, the sunlight slapping me right in the face along with Tae sort of gently shaking me awake.  He must catch wind of my negative mood for he's quick to scurry off to the breakfast table, giving me a few seconds to compose myself and roll off the couch. 

"Someone was home late last night."

Jin says bumping his hip with mine as we stand side by side at the sink, I almost fall over from the slight impact.  Hangovers, my biggest hell in life, hangovers.  I grab a coffee and seat myself at the head of the table, Jimin staring at me as I take a sip. 

"What was 'I can't catch a break' about last night?  Oh and did you win?"

Namjoon's says, rudely gesturing with his chopsticks at me.  Last nights events come swirling back to the front of my brain and I choke on the mouthful of cheap coffee spewing it all over the table.  Once I regain my bearings I slam my fist down on the table in a flurry of anger and shout.

"Who the hell is downloading all the kinky ass porn!  It's slows down the computer so much I can't book anything because it's all in HD and the viruses keep fucking up all my programs for editing your photos!"

"Not me!"

"I didn't even know it was there!"

"What's porn?"

"It's not that kinky-"

"YOU!"

I say, pointing my chopsticks at Jimin who has gone so pale I can almost see through him.

"It was you!  You're the one I walk in on last night half way through some Fifty Shades Of Grey BDSM shit!  And it's not like you leave the tab open so I can get anything off the premium subscription to Porn Hub no!  I have to fend for MYSELF!"

"It was NOT me!"

He shouts back, fists shaking and face beet red. 

"Oh sure, I saw what I saw and heard what I heard Jimin."

I say while stalking over to the coffee machine, the fight now being one of who downloaded the porn because everyone's watching but no ones taking blame for finding it.

"I don't even use the computer I have my own phone!  N-Not like I'm not even into that!"

"I'm not saying I downloaded it but if anyone deletes stuff from my Good Shit folder I will personally end your life."

"There's nothing wrong with a good stress reliever at the end of the day!"

"Who keeps downloading all the blowjob ones like none of us are watching those!"

"Wow nice job throwing Jungkook's innocence out the window Tae."

"EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT PORN FOR A SECOND THE BOSS IS CALLING!"

I shout while holding the phone in the air, answering immediately once the riot of noise stops.

"Hello?"

"Hello!  Bangtan's manager!  This afternoon we want you and the boys at a photoshoot!  Top dollar!  Maybe fix the hair on the one guy!  Make things fancy!  You be there?  On time?"