Seriously?!

Chapter 1: Introduction

First, let me laugh at my self.

*guffaw*

Gagawin ko ba talaga 'to?! Seryoso? This is way too cringy even for me. Well, at most, this story would be nonsense.

I'm not the type of person who writes meaningful stories, not unless obligated to do so. Even the tiniest drops of inspiration escaped from me. But, who knows? This story may turn out to be something...something...something even I, I don't really know.

But first thing's first, let me introduce myself to you guys.

I'm Arthur Mendez (well, hulaan nyo kung real name ko yan). I will be the main character of my very own story, for obvious reasons. Kung anong story? Sana love story na happy ang ending. And if you're interested in my birthday, well, it's on September 22, 1994. Please don't forget to greet me and yung regalo ko sa birthday ko ha. Uhmm, ano pa ba? Ah, I'm currently working in a company  called Qwerty Unlimited for almost 2 years. Engineer ako dun, right after passing the board exam, nagwork na ako dun. If you're asking what kind of company is that, then please 'wag ngayon. hahahaha just continue reading and you may soon know.

As for my appearance, may itsura naman ako. If I have to rate my self then I'm a perfect 10. (wag ka na kumontra, story ko 'to eh, gawa ka ng sa'yo kung gusto mo kumontra. peace) Frizzy ang buhok na kinulayan ko ng chestnut brown, singkit ang mata, makapal ang kilay, in a good way ha. And although hindi masyadong matangos ang ilong, meron naman akong dimples at sexy lips. (exaggeration intended. :P) I'm about 5'6" in height and sakto lang ang pangangatawan.

I like colors black and violet for reasons I can't disclose here.
Favorite kong food ang hipon! Yes, alam ko marami din sa inyo ang mahilig sa hipon dyan! hahaha. I'm currently living on my own apartment just to feel the thrill of being independent. Hindi sya masyadong malaki, in fact, parang isang room lang sya na nandun na ang living room, dining room, bed room. Buti na lang may sariling partition ang bathroom. hahaha. If I have to say, nasa 50 square meters ang total space ng apartment na 'to. Bakit ba ako nagtitiis dito? Ang laki ng bahay ng parents ko eh. Hays, buti na lang may wifi...ang kapitbahay. I do have my own car, secondhand nga lang sya and Toyota ang tatak nya. (Thanks, Dad!) Di ako masyado sa details, basta umaandar, oks na sakin yun. Btw, my family's in good health...I hope so.

Maybe I'm getting on your nerves. Tamad na tamad ka na siguro sa kakabasa, no? (grabe 483 words pa lang, pagod ka na?!) Bakit ko nga ba sinasabi sa'yo 'to? Ewan ko din. joke.

But seriously, meron akong gustong gawin. And that is to experience R-O-M-A-N-C-E!!!

Yes, you've read that right! As I'm writing this, I'm already 22 and for common reference, ang date ngayon ay August 21, 2017; Monday; Ninoy Aquino Day. And the funny thing is - malapit na akong mag 23 and yet wala parin akong girlfriend. It's not that I'm desperate or anything. I just want to experience what romance truly is. Don't get me wrong, ha, maraming babae ang nagparamdam at nagpaparamdam sakin but I don't like the idea before.

I mean "before"! Dati yun, hindi ngayon. Now, I think I'm itching to know more about this "bf/gf relationship" and wala naman sigurong masama dahil nasa tamang edad na naman ako, may work, and I can say that I'm pretty much stable in life...compared to others. Kung yung iba nga may mga boyfriend/girlfriend na edi mas may karapatan naman ako to have one, di ba?

So now, I think it's fair enough that after I've introduced my self, dapat sabihin ko din ang description ng dream girl ko, di ba? O 'wag na lang kaya? hahahahaha. I just realized na wala din pala kayong magagawa kundi basahin kung sakali magshare ako about sa dream girl ko.

So here it goes, I'm like every other boy, attracted ako sa maganda. Gusto ko din yung feminine at matalino, syempre. Dagdag points din sakin kapag may pangarap sya sa buhay at nagsisikap sya para maabot 'yon. Gusto ko rin yung laging naka ayos ang buhok, syempre di ba, kung maayos sya at maalaga sya sa buhok nya, mas alam ko na maaalagaan nya ako ng mabuti. Of course, dapat laging mabango, nakaka turn off naman kung maganda ka nga, mabaho naman ang hininga mo. hahahaha So kung ikaw na nagbabasa neto, kung tingin mo eh ikaw na ikaw ang babaeng nasa description ko, Itext mo na agad ako:

09359708710 (note: 'Wag nyo na subukan ha...I just want to make fun of you, imbento ko lang yung number na yan. Sorry sa taong may ganyang number)

And for the guys na nagbabasa ngayon, sorry po straight po ako eh. Hahahaha. Kidding aside, I just want you to cheer for me from the bottom of your hearts ha, usapang matino 'to. First time ko lang gagawin itong bagay na 'to, so please be kind to me.

And finally, bago ka matulog or whatever you wanted to do, let me do this:

*giggle*

Seriously, nababaliw na ata ako. Sino ba ang kinakausap ko? Hahahahaha.