Aliens. Rom-com tropes. Depression. Gay ships. Utter absurdity in the form of smart comedy. What do they have in common? This book. Get ready for a stitched together book combining romance, si-fi, adventure and comedy into one cringy book written by...
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My appearance is altogether not very extraordinary. I'm not one of those people who thinks they are hideous when they are clearly not, nor do I think I have any pretty features. I'm Morticia. Just Morticia. Tiny, baby-faced, semi flat chested, perpetually annoyed looking Morticia. And I'm fine with that. I don't like to stand out. I don't want to be the dorky, heroic protagonist. I want to be small. Noticeable, but not important to the overall scene. Not quite a background character but still small. The next door neighbor, the nice teacher, the childhood best friend who moved out of town years ago. I don't like to be ignored, but the spotlight is not what I want. I like it in the middle. It's comfortable here. I've survived long enough where I am. Why take the risk of ever wanting more?
