Aliens. Rom-com tropes. Depression. Gay ships. Utter absurdity in the form of smart comedy. What do they have in common? This book. Get ready for a stitched together book combining romance, si-fi, adventure and comedy into one cringy book written by...
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I suppose I do have one friend. My neighbor Teddy in apartment 1B. Teddy is... Indescribable to say the least. His messy gold colored hair and big chocolate brown eyes give him the appearance of an overexcited golden retriever, a trait which he also exhibits in his personality. He is extremely prone to injury and will often barge into my room uninvited to get bandaged up. I don't really know how he even gets in here. I never gave him a key at any point in out friendship. I suppose some things are best left a mystery. But I don't really mind. Teddy is the kinda person who can make you feel warm and safe just by being around. It never hurts to have someone like him in your life. Teddy is also a very accomplished baker. I will sometimes come home to an entire strawberry shortcake or a plate of blueberry scones with cute little notes stuck onto them with his handwriting. If life were a book Teddy would be the main character, not me. We've been through a lot together. People think we're very odd. Him for always being so positive, and me for pretty much the exact opposite of that. But we face the world that won't accept us together. We make each other better. Teddy is... Well, he's everything to me.
