South Park X Reader one shots {DISCONTINUED}

Switched South Park Bois x Reader

This isn't a one shot, more of a short story I came up with. Hope you enjoy!

I woke up from my sleeping bag, I stretched my arms quietly trying not to wake up my friends. I slept over at Stan's house and Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman stayed the night.

I got up quietly and walked to the bathroom. As I opened the door and looked passed the mirror. But...something didn't look right. In the corner of my eye I didn't see my usual h/c hair. Instead, I saw a green hat. I quickly went back to the mirror and stared for a long time.

Then it hit me.

I WASN'T IN MY BODY
THIS WASN'T ME
THIS IS KYLE'S BODY?!?!

I jumped back hitting the wall and trying not to scream or freak out. I'm in my best friends body. Shit shit shit shit.

I suddenly didn't have the need to go to the bathroom anymore and walked back to Stan's room. They were all sleeping still, I roamed to where my body was sleeping. Wait is that really what I look like when I sleep?

I decided to wake up whoever was in there. Nudging them until they awoke.

Eventually, they groaned awake and stared up at me, "What do you want dude?" I or my body said, it was in my voice still.

"Okay, I don't know how to explain this, but you aren't yourself..." My face formed into a confused expression.

"What's your name?"

"Stan."

"Okay, look down." He did so and his or my eyes widened. "WAIT WHEN DID I GET BOOBS?!?" Stan jumped up quickly to see what had happened.

"Yeah, you're in MY BODY! I'm Y/n!" I said as everyone else started to wake. "Guys, seriously. Shut up!" That sounded like something Cartman would say but the voice was....

Stan's, "Dude! You're in my body!! Give it back!" Stan screamed in my voice as Cartman finally sat up and came to the realization.

"Wait...if this is your body, then who's in mine??"

"Kenny, that's who! AND YOUR BODY IS GROSS!!!" Kenny said squirming in Cartman's body.

"Aye!"

"So that just leaves Kyle..." I thought looking back to Kenny's body looking like he's gonna pass out.

"Are you kids Alright in there? What's with all the yelling?" We heard Stan's Mom's voice and all of us looked at Cartman expecting to answer for Stan.

"Uhhhhh no, nothings wrong mom! Also you're a bitch!" Stan (Cartman) turned shocked as the mom just gave an offended ugh and left.

"What the hell was that?" Y/n(Stan) whisper yelled.

"We can fix that later! First, let's just figure this out!!" I said as they nodded and stood up.

"So I'm in Kyle's body, Stan's in mine, Cartman's in Stan's, Kenny is in Cartman's, and Kyle is in Kenny's right?" They nodded except for Cartman(Kenny) who snickered.

"Heh...that's what she said."

"Now's not the time for jokes fatty! HA IM NOT THE FAT ONE ANYMORE!!" Stan(Cartman) said as Cartman(Kenny) just pouted.

"Guys! Seriously!! What are we gonna do? I want my body back!!" Kenny(Kyle) whined. Just then a light appeared and a golden piece of paper fell to the ground.

Y/n(Stan) picked it up and read its contents.

"A change in perspective is desired, but your new life may not be what you inquired. If you wish to return home, state your jealousy of the body you now roam..."