I sat in my room listening to Katy Perry and scribbling on white paper. I was bored without school and bored without my friends for seven hours. I was in the middle of drawing a fish when I got the best idea ever. Miss Crandall was going to get what she deserves. I smirked evily.
If I was going to be here alone for a week I have to use the time wisely. Planning, making, and striking. I ripped thay paper out and started planning out my actions. Hmm.... she likes stuff that smells bad. That could be helpful.
I ran downstairs and opened the cupboards. I pulled out an onion. I opened up the fridge and pulled out pickles, mustard, tuna fish, mayo, cheese, and a carrot.
I chopped the onion into bits, sliced the pickles and cheese, and made the carrot tiny. I mixed it all in the bowl with the tuna, mustard, and mayo. I tossed it all in the blender and made a 'smoothie'. It reaked like garbage. Garbage! I ran to the trash can and pulled out the can of old potatoes that had a blanket of mold covering it. I threw it into the blender along with the rest of it.
I held my puke in as I poured the gunk into a tupperware dish. I grabbed the old funnel and got a pack of water balloons. I put the small end of the funnel in the hole of the balloon. I poured the gunk into the balloons. I piled the balloons into a bow and took the box to my car.
I drove to Crabby Crandall's house. I grabbed the box and carried it to the front of her house. It was old, like her. I sat the box down in the grass and held a balloon in my hand. I threw them at the house. At the windows, the door, and the chipped paint on the siding.
It smelled so bad I had to run to my car. First mission, complete.
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Life as We Know It
Fiksi RemajaLulu Whitlock is placed with a new sister and three pests she calls brothers. Her mother is marrying their father and their is planning, plotting and problems in her life. She realizes her family and friends are their for her even though some are no...
