Adopted (a Fall Out Boy/Pete Wentz fan fic)

Chapter 136

Brandie's pov ---a few days later--- 

I was sitting in my room and Rose walked in screaming, 

"I GOT YOU A PRESENT!" 

I looked at her before asking, "What. . .?" 

She rushed out of the room and ran in a few seconds later screaming, "I GOT YOU A SLOTH NAMED RS!" 

That's when she pulled a sloth out from behind her back. I jumped up asking, 

"Is that even legal?!" 

Rose nodded screaming, "I got permits! We now own a sloth!" 

I laughed and she handed me RS. RS clung to me and I laughed before asking, 

"What the fuck do sloths even eat?" 

Rose shrugged replying, "Umm I think they eat vegetables. Mostly porn I think." 

I froze before laugh yelling, "Did you just say they mostly eat porn!?" 

Rose started laughing before yelling, "I meant corn!" 

My eyes widened in fake shock and I screamed, "THEY EAT THE BAND KORN!? BUT I LOVE THOSE GUYS!" 

Rose rolled her eyes before laughing, "No! You idiot! I mean the fucking starch!" 

I rolled my eyes before looking at RS smiling, "Welll let's go get RS some food. Is it a dude?" 

Rose shook her head laughing, "All girl." 

I nodded laughing, "Well let's just go feed her before tries to eat my hair or something." 

She started laughing and I walked past her into the kitchen. 

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I turned around after making a salad sorta disaster for RS. I put her on the counter but she was gone. 

I screamed before yelling, "Rose! Where's RS!?" 

She ran in yelling, "I thought you were watching her!" 

I groaned before yelling, "I told you to watch her while I was getting her food!" 

But then I heard the cabinet door creak. We both froze and I turned around. Inside was the closet was none other then RS.

Rose and I looked at each other and I laughed, "Well we certainly have a big responsibility on our hands. Speaking of which, why the fuck did you buy a sloth?" 

She shrugged smiling, "Because I'm famous and so are you. So why the fuck not?" 

I shrugged and laughed, "You gotta point there."