DeCipher Me! (Bill Cipher Male Reader x Highschool DxD Volume 1) [Completed]

Chapter 13: Stressed Out

(Y/N)'s POV

So there we were: my amazing self, the lovely Asia, and my dear brother Issei, getting ready to head out and hand out some fliers, just like the dedicated Devils we were! It's such a shame that not even the way I just put that could make this job more interesting. I mean, seriously, we do contracts and shit, but handing out fliers was still about as boring as it could get. The beautiful Koneko and Akeno were also in the room, along with Kiba and the Fallen Angel girls.

"Okie-dokie, I'm ready to go," Asia told Issei and I as she finished packing her bag full of the infernal paper things.

"(Y/N), Asia and me are going to hand out some fliers," Issei told Rias before turning to the two of us. "How about it? You ready to go?"

"What, am I ready to hand out small pieces of paper to people who hardly end up using them?" I asked rhetorically. "Oh, yes, I'm absolutely exploding with excitement to partake in this task for the thousandth time." If you didn't pick up on the sarcasm in that sentence, I'm not convinced you deserve to live.

"Hold on," Rias got our attention before we could leave. "It think you'll be glad to know your flier days are over. Especially you, (Y/N)." Contrary to what you may believe, she actually seemed amused by my complaints towards my work. I think it was because I always managed to make them funny in one way or another.

"They are?" Issei asked in a sort of worried tone. I think he was under the impression that we were in some sort of trouble ... which wouldn't have been surprising, actually, given our already bad track-record.

Rias stood up from her desk. "Relax, it's not a punishment," she assured him. "You've all done great work. But normally the hassle of running around and handing out fliers is the job of a Familiar." The last word caught my attention. "A Familiar is a creature that we Devils use to do small jobs for us. Like giving out fliers, for example."

"So this is sort of like a promotion?" Issei asked with a hopeful look in his eyes.

"Wow, good job on getting promotion you guys." Bill clapped his hand at us. "It's not like you really need it or anything."

"I guess you could look at it that way," Rias said to him. "But first things first: we need to get you three Familiars." She waved a hand in the air, causing an...unnaturally round bat to appear in a puff of smoke. "This is my Familiar," she explained to us. "I believe you've met her before, Issei." My brother looked confused; that is until the bat started to expand, creating more smoke around it, until it had formed into a woman in a skimpy bat-themed outfit.

"Hot flier girl's your Familiar?" Issei asked. Then she turned into a bat again, and he put on a depressed face.

"And I've got one, too, of course," Akeno said. She pointed her hand towards the ground, and in a square of green light a small creature appeared.

"What is that, an imp?" Issei asked, he himself unsure of what to make of it.

"Does that thing look even remotely like Tyrion Lannister to you?" I asked him.

"I really need to catch up with that series..." Bill told me.

"... This is Shiro," Koneko said as she held the single most adorable cat I'd ever seen in her hands.

"T-T-Too cute!" I exclaimed as I immediately shot to her position and started scratching the tiny thing's belly. "Ooh, I so want a cat! Look at him, just so fluffy and adorable~!" That was when I realised everyone was staring at me, and stood up as straight as I could. I cleared my throat, blushing lightly. "Sorry ... I just really like cats ..."