11: Gaddgets, Breakouts, and Jonathan

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"OH MY SPECTACLES!" Blue Toad screeched. "Jonathan has gone missing!" Instantly, hundreds of Toads burst out murmuring softly. "Did somebody say spectacles?" E.Gadd asked, walking in. "I have spectacles!" "So do I!" Blue Toad said, with a hint of 'obvious' in his tone. He pulled his black-rimmed glasses out of his diaper and fitted them onto his bubble over his eyes. "Now I'm smarter," he added, gleaming. Zeb walked into the room. "Hey, everybody, we're all going to fly in hyperspace until the old shriveled up guy fixes up his gadget and gets ya'll home," he said, and then left. E.Gadd had a dumb expression on his face. But, of course, nobody could see his eyes, so half his expression was anonymous.
Hera was piloting, with Kanan in the co-pilot seat. Hera was about to say something boring when Yellow Toad came running into the room. "We lost Jonathan!" he yelled. "Who's that?" asked Hera. Yellow Toad flashed her a dumb look. "He's a very impawrtant Toad who was lost when we got out of the cave," Yellow Toad explained. "He used to be a castle retainer back in the 80's."
"Uh-huh, I see," Hera replied. "He was most likely taken captive, but I suppose we can—" "No Toad is worth going back and risking our lives!" Kanan butted in. "Kanan, don't butt in!" Hera said. Yellow Toad pulled down his diaper and mooned them. "I butted in!" Yellow Toad proudly, pulling his diaper back up. Kanan took a deep breath and kept piloting. Hera told Yellow Toad, "We'll find your missing Toad," and she left the room to talk to E.Gadd. "Looks like I'm stuck wit you!" Yellow Toad told Kanan. "Oi." Kanan replied.
Hera walked into Ezra and Zeb's room, which had been turned into a lab practically. Mario and Luigi were laying in their top bunks messing around on 2DSs. "Ey Luigi, this whole thing reminds a-me of the Galaxy adventures," Mario said. Luigi grunted in response.
"I need you to invent something," Hera told E.Gadd. "Really? What? Anything at all!" E.Gadd said, hopping in his E.Gadd way. "I need you to invent a Toad-finder," Hera replied.
"You mean like a scanner to detect Toads?" E.Gadd asked. "Yes. See if any are on ships, besides this one," Hera said. "Okay!" E.Gadd said. He made a swirl of dust and parts and sawing noises and then a gaddget with a screen was suddenly in his hands. "There appears to be a Toad on some ship called a Star Destroyer...funny name. Woah, this Gaddget even tells you all the Toad's personal info. The single Toad is called-"
"Jonathan, by any chance?" Hera asked. "Yes! How did you know?" E.Gadd said. "I have my ways. Where is the Toad?" Hera asked. "He's on the Star Destroyer, which is hovering above some city called Capital City. Very plain name," E.Gadd replied. "Alright, I got it," Hera said and walked out of the room. She went to the cockpit, where Yellow Toad was telling Kanan that his favorite cake flavor was minty-chocolate.
"Hera! At last!" Kanan said when Hera got there. Yellow Toad waved. "We're going back to Capital City," Hera said. She pressed a button and the ship went so, so fast that it came out of hyperspace right above Capital City. They halted and just touched the edge of a Star Destroyer. "That's it!" Hera exclaimed. She piloted the ship along side the Star Destroyer and into a bay that it seemed like nobody was even bothering guard. "Bring Ezra and Sabine, and also fifty Toads," she told Kanan, and started sneaking along the bay. Nobody, not even the stormtroopers walking around, cared about the Twi'lek that was randomly there.
Not long after Hera was out of the bay and trying to find the detention level, Kanan, Sabine, Ezra, and fifty Toads (Blue and yellow Toad were part of them), along with Peach, who had insisted on coming, snuck through the bay. Kanan closed his eyes for one second, much like a blink, and then chopped a hole in the ground. He jumped through it and landed directly in Jonathan's cell. Jonathan looked up gleefully. All the Toads dropped down and cheered with glee. Well, all except Green Toad, who had to go pee.
Anyway, Jonathan hopped off his bench and hugged everybody, even Kanan and Sabine and Ezra. "Let's get out of here," Kanan said and went to chop open the door. But before he could, it opened, and there stood the Inquisitor, lots of stormtroopers, King Boo, and lots of Boos. "What the galaxy!" Kanan yelled. "Surprise!" the Inquisitor yelled and turned on his lightsaber. Kanan barely had time to turn his on before the Inquisitor slashed at him. "EEEEK!" all the Toads screamed while Kanan and the Inquisitor flew all around the room, slashing, doing backflips and whatnot. Ezra felt manly, for whatever reason. He started firing bolts at the Inquisitor. Now the battle was raging. The Inquisitor could barely draw a breath, because with Ezra shooting, and Kanan slashing, staying alive was preeety hard.
All the while, the Toads watched, amazed at how skilled everyone was. But, the stormtroopers cocked their blasters and aimed at the Toads. "Shall we?" Blue Toad asked Yellow Toad. "Let's shall," Yellow Toad replied, and every one of the Toads stampeded, and knocked every stormtrooper to the ground. During the fury of Toads, Hera came running down the hallway. "Woah!" she yelled when she saw all the stormtroopers struggling up. She heard lightsabers slashing. "Are Kanan and the Inquisitor going at it again?" she asked a random Toad. "Uh, I think so?" the Toad replied. All the Toads gasped when the stormtroopers suddenly recovered. Hera blasted a few before the Toads agonizingly washed them all over again.
In the meantime, the Boos watched. Eventually, they felt they should do something, so they started pushing Toads around. Soon it was full out war. The Toads figured out that simply stomping a Boo would make it disintrigate. So they killed Boo after Boo, each time hearing an eerie voice echo, "Ghosts...don't..die! Can you get out of here...alive?" Hera thought that was pretty creepy, but from her point of view, the Boos were definitely dying. It seemed like hours before every Boo was cleared. All the while Toads had whooshed the stormtroopers, until finally, every one had been killed by Hera. And, this whole time, Kanan, Ezra, and the Inquisitor had been slashing and shooting for ages.
Sabine and Peach escaped the cell, but were cut off from the rest by stormtroopers. Sabine peeked around a corner. "We're gonna need a miracle," she said. Just then, Peach darted past her and stood before the stormtroopers. Before they could do anything, she spun around, summoning hearts in the air around her, and Sabine stared as somehow, flowers bloomed, peaches rained down, and the stormtroopers fell to the ground. Sabine ran over to her. "How..." She was cut off by the sound of more troops behind them. "Let's go!" Peach said, and the two ran for the hangar.

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