- don't think about the texture just put it in your mouth and swallow!!!! (She was talking about soup 28/6/17)
- Cause you want to keep playing with it in your mouth? (she was talking about pudding 28/6/17)
- I can see you sneaking up on the dishwasher trying to eat its innocent dishwasher babies!!!! (she was yelling at the dog for licking the dishwasher 28/6/17)
- Swimming in the sea of human beings (trying to get out of the hall at school 2014)
- The washing machine was on its period (was talking about how people say the washing machine was on its cycle 28/6/17)
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The Stone Cat
HumorThis is just random shit my friend Dana says, they're all inside jokes now. They're funny and thats about all. Wooooo (Never search up onion toblerone dildo) she's never actually drunk but...oh well
