- Cow's ass, tastes so good (I've retired. I don't have a job but I've retired. Dana killed me 20/12/17)
- No worries 23rd year old (what has my life become?? 29/12/17)
- You can't make it a hotdog , it's a Panini, it's prelabled and everything that's how panini it is (do I even have to explain 13/1/18)
- It's just the right cheek, the rest of his butt doenst smell that good (she was sniffing totoro's ass. What the fucc has become of us?? 15/1/18)
- I don't know, my master hasn't taught me how to pee like a man yet (watch boy and the beast 25/1/18)
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The Stone Cat
HumorThis is just random shit my friend Dana says, they're all inside jokes now. They're funny and thats about all. Wooooo (Never search up onion toblerone dildo) she's never actually drunk but...oh well