Chris,s large green eyes sparkled as he skated across the ice. A trail of yogurt steamed behind him.
"Good morning yuri" he mumbled while stuffing the the spoon full of yogurt into his face.
Chris always liked yogurt ever since he was a little boy, even ask his coach. He continued to skate gleefully across the ice spoon and yogurt in hand. When suddenly a wild vitctur appeared.
" Hello Chris" his Russian accent sounded.
Then suddenly victur did the worst possible thing he could. He ...he I don't think I can say it, he slapped Chris's yogurt right out of his hand. A smug smile spread across victurs face as the yogurt tub hit the ground and it's contents spilled across the ice. Chris dropped his spoon as he fell to his knees. Tears streamed down his face.
"Victur why" Chris cried out.
And that was the beginning of an age old war
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