Drunk Dana Quotes
-It doesn't count if it's your forearm (👌🏻 only advice I need in life, surely 5/3/18)
- Soap always tastes good (wot? 20/3/18)
- Not molesting my emails (goddamn hope you won't 20/3/18)
- Is it like a weird passive aggressive thing to be handed an apple? (Something to do with Japanese students?? 20/3/18)
- You know that moment you find canned spaghetti and you realise there is still hope (breakfast is a harsh environment 21/3/18)
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The Stone Cat
HumorThis is just random shit my friend Dana says, they're all inside jokes now. They're funny and thats about all. Wooooo (Never search up onion toblerone dildo) she's never actually drunk but...oh well
