Forgot about these gems in my math book
- That's the first time I haven't felt fear when someone's tried to stab me (pencils are dangerous kids 12/2/18)
- Oh lookit that, it's 8cm (doenst make sense out of context but the ruler was upside down 12/2/18)
- I lightly caressed her throat with my blade (sounds like it should be in Shakespeare 12/2/18)
- I'm a pumpkin, not an up and down stabby (needles are now up and down stabbies 5/3/18)
- I should cut my hair off, oh he's wearing a green shirt, oh hello where did you come from (again, needs context but meh Tis still funny 5/3/18)
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The Stone Cat
HumorThis is just random shit my friend Dana says, they're all inside jokes now. They're funny and thats about all. Wooooo (Never search up onion toblerone dildo) she's never actually drunk but...oh well
