Awkward/Awesome conversations:
Mum: Ask your friends for suggestions for your birthday party.
Me: any ideas?
Kazoo: water bombs
Dak: lazer tag
Banana: a really nice nap
Me: My right ear identifies as a peacock
Banana: I would trust you with my child's life
Me: why?
Banana: because I don't want it
Me: don't do drugs kids
Legham: it's true
Me: I'm sorry skipping rope, we're just not working out
Leaf (skipping rope): no, you're not working out!
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The Stone Cat
HumorThis is just random shit my friend Dana says, they're all inside jokes now. They're funny and thats about all. Wooooo (Never search up onion toblerone dildo) she's never actually drunk but...oh well
