- I like you with turtles on your head, you should wear turtles on your head all the time (29/7/17)
- I hit that wood pretty hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(is when Tol Bean pushed her off the bag racks 13/8/17)
- I almost dropped god in the trash 😭(an elaborate story about onion gods 1/9/17)
- Elaborate story about mushroom fairies, strong winds and a woofer ( it was a windy day and we almost lost our umbrella 14/9/17)
- ITS BEEN 48 HOURS I CAN SHOW YOU MY RASH ( exactly what it sounds like 28/9/17)
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The Stone Cat
HumorThis is just random shit my friend Dana says, they're all inside jokes now. They're funny and thats about all. Wooooo (Never search up onion toblerone dildo) she's never actually drunk but...oh well