The story of thine breadstick lord is one to be told throughout Ye ages of future children
'Twas one fateful evening when idiot 2 had extremely religious guests attending the establishment named home.
Now, it is an offence to magical invisible sky monkey to say his name in a derogatory way.
So, as idiot 2 tripped over some random crap on the floor she remembered, not to disrespect invisible sky monkey sama-kun-chan-san, or more casually named, god.
So in a moment of utter brilliance and terror of the oncoming pain, idiot 2, loudly exclaimed
"JESUS CHRIST AND HIS HOLY SOUP!!!"
And thus I birthed a new legend.
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The Stone Cat
HumorThis is just random shit my friend Dana says, they're all inside jokes now. They're funny and thats about all. Wooooo (Never search up onion toblerone dildo) she's never actually drunk but...oh well
