- I really wanna play with it (roasted/burnt eggplant 28/6/17)
- why the fuck is it harder now (was disassembling an egg beater 29/6/17)
- It's so heavy (playing with hair 13/7/17)
- My breath tastes like capsicum, I like capsicum (no explanation needed 14/7/17)
- FOODGASM!!! (it's an inside joke 15/7/17)
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The Stone Cat
HumorThis is just random shit my friend Dana says, they're all inside jokes now. They're funny and thats about all. Wooooo (Never search up onion toblerone dildo) she's never actually drunk but...oh well