At a jewelry store,a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.
"Don't you want her name engraved upon it?"asked the jeweler.
The young man thought for a moment,and then,ever the pragmatic,steadfastly replied,"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger,I can use it again."
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