A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look,"she said."What's your secret for a long,happy life?"
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer,eat fatty foods,and never,ever exercise"he replied.
"Wow,that's really amazing," she said,"How old are you?" "Twenty-six."
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