A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory.
He knocks,a real mean and tough looking lady open the door,and before she has a chance to say anything,he run inside and dumps cow pattiesall over the carpet.He says,"Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that horsesh*t, I'll eat every chunk of it"
She turns to him with a smirk and says,"You want ketchup on that?"
The Salesman says,"why do you ask?"
She says"We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet"
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