Son:"Dad, I dont want to go to school today"
Dad:"Why not, son?"
Son:"Well,one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day.Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day"
Dad:"But why dont you want to go today?"
Son:"Because our English teacher died yesterday!"
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Funny Jokes
RandomSome of the jokes are not mine.If you already read it somewhere,just keep quiet and read:3 If any of this jokes are related, don't get offended,I mean c'mon they're just jokes.
