Zoey x Swapfell

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Zoey: Why am I always hit on by the guy I never like? I can always see him coming from the left and from the right.

Zoey: *sighs* I don't want to be a priss. I'm just tryin' to be polite. But it always seems to bite me in the-

Zoey: Ask me for my number, yeah you put me on the spot. You think that we should hook up, but I think we should NOT. You had me at-

Swapfell: Hello~

Zoey: then you opened up your mouth. AND that is WHEN it is started going South-

Sophie/Brendan: OH!

Zoey: *pushes Swapfell away from her* Get yours HANDS off my HIPS or I'll punch you in LIPS! Stop your staring at my- *sees Swapfell staring at her waist* HEY!

Swapfell: !!!

Zoey: Take a hint! Take a hint!

Swapfell: *holding a drink that is most likely drugged*

Zoey: No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think. I think you could use a mint. Take a hint, take a hint.

Midnight: La la la la la la la.

Zoey: Take a hint. Take a hint.

Midnight: La la la la la la la. La la la la la la la.

Zoey: I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top. You asked me what my sign is and I'd told you it would *holds a stop sign* stop.

Swapfell: Where did you-

Zoey: *tosses the sign* And if I had a dime for every name you just DROPPED. You'd be here and and I'd on a yacht-

Sophie/Brendan: OH!

Zoey: *pushes Swapfell away from her* Get yours HANDS off my HIPS or I'll punch you in LIPS! Stop your staring at my- *sees Swapfell staring at her waist* HEY!

Swapfell: !!!

Zoey: Take a hint! Take a hint!

Swapfell: *holding a drink that is most likely drugged*

Zoey: No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think. I think you could use a mint. Take a hint, take a hint.

Midnight: La la la la la la la.

Zoey: Take a hint. Take a hint.

Midnight: La la la la la la la. La la la la la la la.

Zoey: What about "NO" don't you GET!? So go ahead and tell your 'friends' and I'm not really in-ter-ested.

Swapfell!Sans: Can you disown your father?

Swapfell!Pap: *shrugs*

Emily: *shoves Swapfell away* It's about time that you're leavin'. I'm gonna count to three, open my eyes and you'll be-

Bellona: GONE!

Sophie: One.

Zoey: *pushes Swapfell away* Get your hands of my-

Brendan: Two.

Zoey: Or I'll punch you in the-

SamoanaGirl101: Three.

Zoey: STOP YOUR STARING AT MY-

Fell: HEY!

Zoey: Take a hint! Take a hint! I am NOT your missing LINK, let me tell you what I THINK. I think you could use a MINT. Take a hint. Take a hint. Take a hint. Take a hint.

Brendan: Whoooaaa!

Zoey: *pushes Swapfell away from her* Get yours HANDS off my HIPS or I'll punch you in LIPS! Stop your staring at my- *sees Swapfell staring at her waist* HEY!

Zoey: Take a hint! Take a hint!

Midnight: La la la la la la la.

Zoey: Take a hint. Take a hint.

Midnight: La la la la la la la. La la la la la la la.

A/N: Life well wasted. :,D

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