A/N: Only doing this jerk cause I haven't done a oneshot of him since February.
You were pretty shy and the guys understood that. To most of them, you seemed like a little sister or even a daughter. Yet, Swapfell always flirted with you to the point you could predict what flirt he would use and where he'd use it.
Today you were reading while leaning against the wall when Swapfell walked up to you. "Whatcha reading?" Swapfell asked as you mentally groaned in your head. "Let me guess, after I say (book/n), you're gonna do that stupid 'rather read you' flirt."
Swapfell perked before chuckling. "Nah. I thought of a new way to say it." You rose an eyebrow, letting your guard down, before Swapfell pinned you against the wall and made you drop your book. Your face was bright red as Swapfell snickered. Emily was exiting the kitchen when she saw this.
"I'd rather read you~" Swapfell purred as you gulped. Just before Swapfell could kiss you, a black wolf, with one red glowing eye and one green eye, pounced on Swapfell and pinned him by the neck. You yelped as the wolf snarled in Swapfell's face.
"EMILY! DOWN!" Swap ordered just to see her not letting Swapfell up. You just left, while picking up your book, before saying "Descends de Swapfell, Emily." Emily, the big bad black wolf, got off Swapfell before snapping her teeth towards him. Swap (somehow) picked up the 130 pound wolf and said "You nearly killed him! What do you have to say for yourself!?"
