Swap x Emily's child "Sam"
Swap: *sees Sam eating paper* SAM! Don't eat that!
Sam: *looked at Swap before continuing to rip up the paper*
Swap: Eeeemilyyyy!
Emily: *from her office* Yes?
Swap: Sam is eating paper and she's not listening to me!
Emily: *in her office* You have to growl at her. Any monster with wolf blood won't listen to scolding, I learned that the hard way.
Swap: Can't you do it? I can't growl!
Emily: *still in her damn office* Swap. At least try. What if I'm not home and something like this happens?
Sam: (Is paper suppose to not have flavor?)
Swap: ehhhh... *took in a breath* (Ok. Here goes nothing!) Grrrroooooowwwl!
Sam: *looks at Swap* (Dah fuk dad?)
Emily: *laughing her soul out* AHAHAHA! SWAP! WHAT WAS THAT!? THAT SOUNDED LIKE A DYING COW!
Swap: I told you I couldn't growl!
Emily: I know! But I didn't except you to sound like a dying COW!
Swap: *is blushing pretty bad* Just get in here and help me PLEASE!
Emily: *stood up and started walking* Ok ok. I'm coming Swap.