In Progress [SASUNARU]

Chapter 5

"Well... I'm sorry Naruto, but this has to be done..."
I roll him over and lift him up by the armpits. I grab the underwear that was conveniently located beside him before wrapping his arms around my neck.
He starts to whimper and tighten his grip on my neck when I bend his legs into a sitting position.
"Shit, I forgot." I hiss in annoyance. He's probably still in a lot of pain. Maybe I should have prepared him better. He told me it hurt but I thought it was just because it was his first time with a guy. Once I get his boxer briefs over his feet I lie him down again and pull his tight, elastic, boxer briefs up the rest of the way. I wish he still wore the Kind that we wore as a kid, this would have been much easier.
"Now, for the pants... this is gonna be a lot harder than the underwear."
Luckily, his pants are a lot looser than that underwear. Once I get the pants past his feet I pick him up and wrap his arms around my neck again. I pull the pants all the way up then lay him down to zip his fly.

This time, when I pick him up and wrap his arms around my neck he tightens his grip and wraps his legs around my waist.

But that's not the weirdest part.
He starts to coo!
But considering it's more convenient with him holding onto me, I just gripped his thighs and walked towards the door. Once I got to the door I let go of one of his thighs to open the door and he starts to whine. I open the door quickly and grab his thigh again so he stops. He's a lot nicer when he's asleep. Jiraiya-sensei and Kiba are talking about something I didn't hear until they see me carrying Naruto.

"oooohhhh. That makes sense. He fell asleep, well that's Naruto for you." said Kiba.

"well... that's one way to do it. I'm gonna carry him on my back but, to each their own...?"

I have no idea how to respond to that.

"hn."

"why did you even pick him up like that?" asked an amused Kiba.

"I didn't really think about it. It just seemed more convenient this way and It doesn't seem like he's has a problem with it." they both nod in agreement. "But now that I am, how was I supposed to get him on my back if he was asleep anyway?"

Kiba shrugs his shoulders while Jiraya-sensei looks like he's in thought.

"Are you going to take him or not? If the answers no, get out of my way so I can find Hokage-sama."

"Okay okay. Why can't you just take him home anyway?"

"...Let's just say... he's not too pleased with me right now..."

Jiraiya nods and grabs Naruto's torso. He starts to pull but Naruto just tightens his grip.

Jiraiya-sensei says "wow." while Kiba makes a smart comment.

"heh heh. Talk about best buddies, you can't even be separated when one of you are asleep. And it's not even the one that's awake being stubborn! Pffft."

I turn to him and give him a glare that would kill.

"Shut up."

While we're doing this Jiraiya's still trying to pull Naruto off of me.

"come on kid, you're killing me here." Jiraiya mutters through gritted teeth. At this point my neck is starting to hurt.

"Hey, Kiba, do me a favor and pull Sasuke here, away from Naruto."

"Sure."

Kiba walks behind me and grabs my waist.

"Woah Kiba, this is not the time to hit on me." I put my hands up as if in surrender.

"Shut up pretty boy."

Naruto starts to whimper and whine so the two shinobi let go thinking something's wrong.

When they let go he stops and starts to nuzzle into my chest and coo again. I'm a little weirded out at this point.

"what the hell..." it doesn't seem like Jiraiya knows what's going on either.

I put my hands up in actual surrender this time.

"I have no idea..."

"Kiba?" I don't know why he's asking Kiba if I don't know anything why would he?

He shakes his head 'no' "Mmn Mmn." 

yep. That's what I thought.