HARDBALL - Jake Paul

🖕HARDBALL🖕

21 YEARS AGO

"GREEEEG!" Pam shouts at the top of her lungs. Screaming in pain.

"What sweety what?!" He shouts sprinting down the stairs.

"HE IS COMING!" 

"Oh my fucking god!" Greg screams.

"Logan- is right there!" She screams, "Dont curse!! Aghh!"

Greg stands still in his spot looking around the house clueless of what to do.

"Get LOGAN In THE car!" Pam yells, trying to calm down.

"Oh my god! Okay let me get Logan in the back! HANG ON!"

Greg rushes Logan to the booster seat in the back of their 1990 Nissan.

"Gobaghawahhwairlba" Logan manages to get out.

"Yeah," Greg says out of breath, "Your baby brother is coming!"

"Goaiuwofbwlkwabahahb" He screams.

"GREEEEEG!! AGHHH!"

Greg quickly runs to Pam and picks her up with the remaining strength in his bones. He was super tired after rushing Logan to the car and making sure Pam was okay. 

Screaming, Pam strains her back as she starts to move her arms everywhere.

"DONT CARRY ME! AGH!" Letting her down, Greg guides pam to the car in the back as it was the fastes and closest door.

"Looaghilgkakw nfwariwnrwp" Logan burbs.

Driving to the hospital, Greg has to deal with Pams screaming and Logans... Well he didnt know what Logan was doing.

15 MINUTES LATER

"Here he is. Your second angel, brought into your family." A nurse says as she pulls out an unnamed baby.

"Oh my god!" Pam screams as she breaks down in tears.

"What is the name?" The nurse asks.

"Lets keep things simple, Jake." 

"We will get that on the brith certificate for you right away." The nurse hurries out the room.

"So Logan and Jake."

Jake starts screaming furiously for a couple seconds after the few breaths of air and then calms down. A nurse puts him in Pams arms as she breaks down in even more tears.

"AGJILAaipoganrgaoewijNILAWGAONJWLGUAINKJ" Logan screams happily outside the room. Not knowing whats happening.

"Greg, I cant wait to show Logan his new baby brother Jake!" 

"He will be such a great kid." Greg says happily holding back tears.

21 YEARS LATER

21.

I live in Hollywood.

I have been in multiple shows and movies.

I have multiple tatoos.

I am rich.

I have a girlfriend.

I have smashed with her once.

Her name is Erika Costell.

I vlog.

It made me famous.

I am a celebrity.

I have a crazy life.

My two closest friends ar Chance Sutton and Anthony Trujillo.

I jump cars.

I own a lamborghini.

Gave my parents $3,000,000 ($1,500,000 each) to go do whatever they want with it.

I Travel around the world.

I get drunk.

I smash.

I have a brother.

He is famous. If not, more famous than me.

His name is Logan Paul.

Im Jake Paul

And Im A Fucking Baller.