HARDBALL - Jake Paul

.:32:. -Guess Im Not Safe-

JAKES P.O.V

(THE NO SMASHING PART IS FUKIN TRU)

After I told Erika that we cant really have sex 2 months before the fight, Nick told me that i'm dead meat and she would want to smash every night. In the vlog I made it sound like Erika is the thirsty one but really its just me or both of us. Definently not just her. 

(OKAY. SO I KNOW MOST OF YALL DONT CARE ABOUT THE AGE WARNING AND SHIT SO YEAH IT SOUNDS LIKE NOTHING BUT FOR PEOPLE LIKE THEM THATS SOMETHING. TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND IF UR LIKE 16 AND UNDER MAYBE 15 AND UNDER.... ERIKA NEEDS AT LEAST ONCE EVERY 2 WEEKS OR 2 WEEKS IN A HALF. READ LAST CHAPTER TO SEE HER THRISTY-ASS RESPONSE TO WHAT JAKE SAID XDDDD)

As soon as we stop recording, Nathan starts breaking up as he was giggling before but not trying to shake the camera too much. 

"I highly doubt that will pass!" He laughs.

"No way. If it does good luck." Nick chuckles, looking back at Erika who was hugging the big smurf under the stairs.

"Its every two fucking months bro!" She shouts angrily, getting up and kicking the smurf. I start to laugh. I know that most of the Jake Paulers had no clue we smashed before but some hinted at it basing it off the pregnant prank and stuff. Erika and I did not really smash before that prank tho.... But okay! 

It was kind of weird to get off my back and I know it would be akward for some people as it was akward for me but god did I need some content.

"I dont really smash..." Nick says, still laughing.

"I dont know, this is all just hilarious." Nathan laughs. Erika comes up to me and just hugs me then runs upstairs to get... I dont know what she is going to get.

ONE DAY LATER... IN NEW YORK (According to recent vlog)

Nathan, Erika and I all reach New York and our hotel by 5:00 A.M and we are all super tired. Nathan heads to his spot that he owns in New York which is ridiculously nice and me and Erika head to this hotel that is super small but is pretty decent (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e1uShKh7Bw). As soon as we get to the room, Erika takes a quick shower with me taking one after her. Both of our showers only took 8 minutes and the water did not wake us up one bit. As soon as I get out of the shower I jump into bed, cuddle Erika, and fall fast asleep in which felt like less than 5 minutes.

MORNING...ish

Erika wakes me up with a big smooch on my mouth and covers my nose, causing me to wake up with a gasp of air.

"The heck?!" I scream quickly facing upright in the bed.

"Morning sleeping beuty." She says smiling and getting out of bed.

"More like sleeping choch." I repsond, sliding out of bed to grab my clothes that I will change in.

I start the camera rolling and I hand it to Erika.

"Gooooooood Morrrninnggg Jaaaakeee PAULERS!" I scream. I slap the camera and Erika laughs.

"So apparently we are in a hotel across the street like over there," I point to out the window to show a building less than a block away, "so we should quickly pack up again and head over." I then grab the camera from Erika and laugh. "You should have made that intro." I say.

"Yeah I would have been better." She exclaims.

We soon finish packing up and I put my camera on top of my suitcase for a time-lapse of us heading to the right building.