HARDBALL - Jake Paul

.:33:. -Flirtatious-

NEXT DAY

BACK TO L.A

AFTERNOON

SITTING IN HIS GAMING CHAIR DOING NOTHING BUT SPINNING AROUND

BORED

CONFUSED

Jake sits on his chair and spins around in circles while Erika watches him in the bed.

"Are you gonna have your fans decide which songs we are going to put in the tour?" Erika asks, staring at Jake who is staring at the black computer screen.

"Meh." He responds, sounding like he has lost all his faith in humanity.

"Jake answer me." 

"Did you know women speak over twice as much than men do on average?" Jake responds, staring into the ceiling.

"True, but when they have their dick in something they talk at least 100 words per couple minutes," Erika chuckles. " Whos your daddy? Fuck! Ahhh! Oh my god!" Erika mimics in Jakes voice.

"Look whos talking miss, YOUR MY DADDY! OH MY GOD! GO SLOW JAKE! AHHHH!" Jake says in a high voice laughing.

"If you were gay, maybe you would partially understand." 

"What the hell do you mean? What do you have against gay people?" Jake says, spinning around in his chair to face the bed.

"No just saying. If you had sex with another male you would have it go up your ass. You dont have any other holes." Erika says, pointing to her stomach.

" I have two nostrills and a mouth, Plus two ears." Jake smirks.

"Nasty." 

"Just saying. And who said I cant put a dick in a dick?" 

"EWWWW the fuck Jake!" Erika says, turning her back to Jake.

"What the hell is going on here?" Chad says barging into the room.

"They have this new thing..." Jake starts.

"What is it?" Chad asks in a gullible tone.

"Its spelled K-N-O-C-K-I-N-G. " Jake says, turning to his direction to Chad.

Chad looks up at the ceiling and closes his eyes to try and say the letters. Knots? Noting? Knix? nocing? noshing? IKN- "

"KNOCKING YOU IDIOT! DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL?" Jake shouts, putting his hands on his head. 

"Half of the things you said werent even words." Erika laughs.

"Oh. Right." Chad blushes. "The doors were wide open.." 

Jake turns red in the face and lost what he was going to say. 

"Did you hear our conversation?" Erika asks nervously.

"Nope, but what was it about?" Chad asks, rubbing his hat.

"It wasnt anyhting weird. Just talking about how Jake needs to stop obsessing over how big the butts are on fortnite charachers." Erika says in a heartbeat. Still in shock, Jake just smiles.

"Erm okay. Bye." Chad walks out.

"Can you close the door?" Erika asks politely.

"Sure!" Chad says, closing both doors.

"So what was your question before?" Jake asks, picking up a rubix cube from the desk and throws it up and down while spinning in circles.

"Are your fans going to decide what songs will be added to the tour?" 

"Yeah."

"Whats up?" She asks, facing towards Jake again.

"The ceiling." He responds.

"Jakey-poo." She says in a sly voice.

"meh."

"Jakey-poooo" She says again

"MEH"

"JAKEY-SHIT" She blurts out laughing.

"Ohmygod." He repsonds, putting a hand to his face in dissapointment.

Erika soon gets out of the bed and perches on Jakes lap.

"Whats wrong Jakey-shit?" She asks as she puts her hands on his face and tilts her head and puckers her lips.

"mmm" He responds, hugging Erika and putting his head to her chest.

"Oh man you know what? Tanner and Taylor broke up yesterday. Taylor told me yesterday night but I was uh... Busy." Erika blushes.

"At night? What were you doing?" Jakes asks confused. 

"Ehem." Erika grunts.

"Ohhh yeah." Jake realizes. He was with her.

"WE were busy." Jake smirks, moving his head from her chest.

"They ended on good terms. They are still friends." Erika sighs. Jake leans back on his chair and looks at Erika up and down. He sets his hand on her hips and sighs.

"Im just so tired." He convulsed.  

"Just a little bit of jet lag. And you pumping all night." Erika says as she leans in and pecks at Jake's lips.

"Random thought," Jake starts, pushing Erika back. "How many times has Logan smashed?"

Erika makes a confused look on her face.

"How would I know? He is your brother. If anyhthing you would know!" She whispers as she kisses and sucks Jakes neck. 

"Yeah, but the media only knows he has done it twice, one with his girlfriend (in like highschool) and one with Alissa." Jake responds with Erika still sucking on his neck.

"He does try to keep his love life off camera." 

"Yeah. But I am part of him. Literally. Just the more handsome version." Jake boasts.

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