HARDBALL - Jake Paul

.:39:. - The Conference-

Rest In Peace XXXtentacion...

A DAY BEFORE THE PARTY....

30 MINUTES AFTER THE CONFERENCE

LOGANS P.O.V

I met up with bitch bandana yesterday. It was a couple hours before the fight. The bitch looked shorter than he did before. He could barley look me in the eyes. All he did was sway and sway.

Honestly I did sound stupid. "your head looks like a balloon." What the fuck was I saying. I definently wasnt nervous as people also KNOW that im going to beat this kids ass up.

Then when it came to the conference, I whooped the kids ass. Jake and I gave some rolls of toliet paper to the audience and they had KSI's face on it. We smacked the two up so hard.

The conference was lit though. We screwed them up.

(FULL CONFERENCE HERE. WATCH OUT FOR CRINGE AS JAKE IS  TOO CRINGY)

To be honest Jake was a bit cringier than me at that time. His hair was ass and he was a Conor Mcgregor wannabe.

Honestly, the whole conference was butt. I dont understand how he thinks he can beat my ass. Sure, the kid beat some weakass, irrelevant youtuber, but now he is playing a relevant youtuber who actually has muscle and training. Sure the bitch holds that belt but its not like he did any proffesional match. For christ sake! One of his coaches said I could beat his ass up!

As KSI came up, I just smiled to see the shitheads face come up. Honestly, his bandana does not smell THAAAT bad. I want to just pull it off so everyone can see his huge forehead. His hairline is ridiculous. I attempted to pull it off but he slapped my arm. Did I already mention he tried to punch me as well? Lets not say he 'tried' to because the motherfucker did but I kept calm.

Meanwhile, whenever Jake did shit, he was cringier than ever because all of his 9-year-old fans were cheering for him while he was in 'attack' mode. He was screaming at the top of his lungs with his natural voice. Whevener he said stuff, his little fans would scream which honestly made me cringe.

It was pretty sad for Jake. He did do mini roasts and all but man was the cheering sad. It was loud but you can just hear little screams from the little nine year old girls and boys. Meanwhile Deji had a normal aged crowed and so did I surprisingly.

Might I just mention that Jake was practically wearing a rug. Looks like those hotel rugs.

HOLD UP...

Can we just talk about me for a second?

My hair was on fleek and my suit was amazing. I even had a maverick pin. 

I also took things a little better than Jake did. In the middle of KSI speaking, I told him to chillax as he can beat Deji's ass on August 25th and I will beat KSI's ass for him.

So... Here are what my thoughts have been like.

The fact that Jake made a video about not having sex with Erika two months before the match and POSTED it really makes me question this world. The fact that he can release such a video scares me because arent his viewers only like 7 and 9? At least he didnt really go in-depth about it but I know all those fanfictions will be booming about their sex life and a lot of their fans would be imagining it no joke. I cant lie about the truth. I wonder what would happen. In the video Jake made Erika look super thirsty for some of his D but being his BROTHER,  I know that he is thirsty for her also, he just kept it cool.

I made a bet with myself that they will smash within the week after the fight. It will be an akward question to ask him but I will ask him the question after the week of the fight ends even though its on a Saturday, I will just ask the next Saturday.

JAKES P.O.V

I was pissed ( go to 12:41 of the vid ) after Deji pushed me. He had some balls to do that becuase I know his dick is too small. 

I give a pat to Logan as he takes his car with half of the crew back to his house while the rest of the crew (including some team ten) came back with us so we could catch a flight as we had a concert in a few hours. 

What a crappy day.