A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
STAR WARS
Stark One
Episode IV — A New Hero
Episode V — Thanos Strikes Back
Episode VI — Return of the Avengers
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Stark One / Episode IV
Pietro Skywalker had always been fast, but it wasn't until he turned 19 that he found out that it was because of his strength in the Force, the legendary power of the Jedi. Living on the desert planet of Tatooine, not far from the capital, Sokovia, there wasn't much reason for him to think of the Force. But then R2-D2 happened.
When Pietro, in company of a protocol synthezoid called V.I.S.I.O.N. (or "Vis" for short), chased after the runaway R2-D2, he met the "Old Man from the Mountains", a supposedly delusional hermit. He then discovered that the "Old Man" was in reality the legendary Jedi Hawkeye, who had played a great role in the Civil Wars of almost two decades before. Pietro received his father's lightsaber, and Hawkeye told him that his father had been murdered by the evil Darth Magnetus.
R2-D2 gave Hawkeye an important message from Princess Wanda Organa, along the famous lines;
"Help me Hawkeye, you're my only hope."
The Jedi tried to convince Pietro to join him on a journey to help the princess, but it wasn't until Pietro returned home to find his house bombed and his parents killed by the Empire that he agreed to come. The ruins of his home stayed engraved in his memory, and he wouldn't easily forget the name had been written on the only bomb that hadn't exploded:
Stark.
Pietro joined Hawkeye, V.I.S.I.O.N. and R2-D2 on their journey, but they needed a ship, for which they hired the crew of the Millennial Falcon; Rocket Solo and his co-pilot, a Wookiee by the name of Groot.
While saving Princess Wanda from the Infinity Star, an enormous space station of the Empire, Hawkeye sacrificed his life and was killed by Darth Magnetus, becoming one with the Force.
(Hehe, Clint sacrificing his life for Pietro... how ironic)
Shortly afterwards, the plans for the Infinity Star were brought to the Rebellion by Pepper Stark, revealing a weakness with which they could destroy the space weapons. It was revealed that Pepper's father, Anthony (Tony) Stark, was the one who had designed the weapons that had killed young Skywalker's parents. Apparently he had been forced to do so, just as he had been forced to assist with the build of the Infinity Star. But none of that was relevant at the moment — all that mattered was that the Infinity Star had to be destroyed.
And in the Battle of Yavin, Pietro succeeded in doing just that, in a moment of ultimate glory. Using his amazing super-speed, he timed the missile perfectly. Hawkeye may or may not have told him to use the Force.
If he had, Speedy ignored him.
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Episode V
Pietro Skywalker's journey continued, as he found himself falling in love with Wanda Organa. However, the droid — I mean synthezoid — VISION also had strong feelings for the Princess, and the two clashed often.
When lost on Jotunhoth (usually just called 'Hoth' for short), Pietro heard from the Force-ghost of Hawkeye that he is to go to the marsh planet of Dagobah to train under the legendary Jedi-Master Bruce.
And then a lot happened that I'm too lazy to write, including amongst others:
Rocket being frozen in carbonite
Pietro being trained in meditation, self-control and Force techniques by Master Bruce
Taneleer Calrissian joining the team
"I am your father." (Pietro Skywalker VS Darth Magnetus)
Wanda declares her love for Vision. No, that's not a mistake. I didn't mean Rocket. I meant Vision. It's a... how do you say... PLOT TWIST!!
Oh yeah. Emperor Thanos had better watch out; these guys are on a roll.
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Episode VI
Then, of course, they all group up and save 'lil old Rocket from Strucker the Hutt, and lots more happens. Pietro eventually convinces his father to join the light side, and together they kill Emperor Thanos, although Magnetus doesn't survive.
Wanda married Vision, just 'cuz I ship ScarletVision and ScarletRocket... just no.
Pietro masters the Force, the second Infinity Star blows up, etc. etc. etc.
Also, Pietro forces the Jedi to change their names to the Avengers. Because why not.
And then the credits:
CAST
Pietro Maximoff ~ Luke Skywalker
Wanda Maximoff ~ Leia Organa/Skywalker
Rocket ~ Han Solo
Groot ~ Chewbacca
Clint Barton/Hawkeye ~ Obi-Wan Kenobi/Ben Kenobi
Vision ~ C-3PO
Taneleer Tivan/The Collector ~ Lando Calrissian
Bruce Banner ~ Yoda
Magneto ~ Darth Vader
Thanos ~ Emperor Palpatine
Pepper Potts ~ Jyn Erso
Tony Stark ~ Galen Erso
Baron Strucker ~ Jabba the Hutt
Optional extras:
Nick Fury ~ Mace Windu
Drax the Destroyer ~ Jar-jar Binks
Loki ~ Bobba Fett
Laufey ~ Jango Fett
Phil Coulson ~ Qui-Gon Jinn
Ultron ~ General Grievous
Ronin the Accuser ~ Darth Maul
PLANETS / PLACES
Jotunheim ~ Hoth
Sokovia ~ Mos Eisley
MCU galaxy ~ Star Wars galaxy
The End
What do you think? It's ridiculous, I know.
RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME!!!
How did I come up with this again?
I'm weird.
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RCI
Fiksi PenggemarI am aware that I have too many fanfic ideas. I really am. That's why I have this - Random Crazy Ideas. It's kind of an out-of-hand Plot Shop. This is where I'll collect ideas that I might write one day. Or not. Or maybe I'll let someone else write...
