good ol' Klance Smut.

Shiro's great at writting that good klance fanfiction

Sup nerds and others, so before this story starts I just wanna say hey. That's it really. K cya.

So the gays in denial- wait fuck I mean, Lance and Keith were just chilling when all of a sudden a random pidgeon popped out of nowhere.
"Sup gays- I MEAN, guys."
Lance and Keith, being gays in denial, told her to fuck off. "Sorry, I guess it's that special time of day. See you gays later."
After the random pidgeon flew away lance and Keith looked at each and said "no homo" then they fucked. When Lance finished his 24th load into Keith and 50th hickey on Keith's body he figured out that he's gay.(plot twist wowie) So he told Keith that he likes dick now and his dick in particular. Keith said the same thing but in a much better way. "I've liked your dick ever since I was in my mom's vagina bitch." After that lance and Keith got married and had like 50 kids because fan fiction Also all of them are gay except Steve, fucking Steve.

After Space dad aka Shiro finished his wonderful story, everyone, even the mice, has loss a great deal of respect and patience for shiro but then they all remembered that shiro's like 6 or something so they asked him why he even knows how it goes down in pleasure palace and he said because of porn. So after that they decided to put him in timeout. That's why he disappeared in season two. AnD tHeY aLl LiVeD hApPiLy EvEr AfTeR.

Except for shiro he's still gone.

Hey so quick authors note I guess? I just wanted to say that if your into bts then you should check out quitbeingjamless one shot book. Even if your not into bts all that much, their story is worth checking out and adding a vote to them. It would be greatly appreciated. They deserve way more reads and votes so go check that out if ya want!

On that note, see ya later I guess.