(PReTeNd that today is a holiday for people because I died in December, January, and most of February so bEaR (is that the right bear? Or should it be bare?) wItH mE pLeAsE)
So uh Keith decided to surprise Lance but in a very gay way.
He tapped a mistletoe above his di- wait. In the spirit of holidays, we'll be family friendly in this mature klance smut book!
He tapped a mistletoe above his... candy cane.
Lance McCuban walked out of his room and saw Keith with the mistletoe. Lance died of laughter as Keith had a dead serious face, it was funny okay? Anyways, Lance decided to go with Keith's shenanigans and unzipped Keith's zipper and took out his... candy cane and began to suck on it like any normal person would. Keith was enjoying it and was... singing Christmas carols with a seductive voice that had pleasure added to the mix as a jolly young fella. Lance got up and kissed Keith on the lips because gay and started to... crap.... uhhhh... undress Keith in a very gay/friendly manner uwu. Keith did the same to Lance and Keith began to kiss... Lance's Hersey Kisses :) and Lance started to... sing out Christmas Carols because he was just oh so pleasured by the holiday spirit ;). So then Keith started to... rub Lance's belly with his mouth because Lance drank too much egg nog (is that how you spell it!?!:!!/!; what does it even taste like?) ::::))))))). After that Keith decided to... sHARPEN HIS SANTA PENCIL IN LANCES ELF SHARPENER BECAUSE HOLIDAY XD.
K so now it's morning and when they all went to get their presents, they got... homemade milk that Lance and Keith made!!!! uwu. Everyone drank it, except Shiro because he is a picky 6 or 7 year old, and complained it tasted sour or whatever and then they sang like a bunch of random holiday songs because it is (fOr ThEm pReTeNd PlEaSe), and then they figured out what it really was....
tHE DEAD CHILDREN OF LANCE AND KEITH-
k bye
I aM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING
k I gotta go bi
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good ol' Klance Smut.
FanfictionThis book is a collection of klance smut. Please read if you are mature enough. Also if you didn't know klance is a ship between Keith and Lance, characters from Voltron. Also this is a boy x boy story so ye. Some angst I guess. I'm a horrible wri...
