Appearing Cats and Rude Jokes

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*Lou's POV*

I woke up to the sound of heavy breathing in my ear and slowly opened my eyes.

It took a minute or so to remember why I was asleep in the living room with Harry on top of me, and the rest of the boys lying on the floor or couch. Or atleast Liam, Zayn was no where in sight.

I looked up to the couch and saw a sleeping Niall who was hugging some girl.. Wait, Dai?

Then I remembered: We had fallen asleep watching a movie and nobody had bothered to wake us up.

My eyes fell on Dai again. When she came inside the house, I thought she was gonna be one of those bad-ass girls, who didn't care what people thought about her, rude, kind of boy-like, tough. But until now, she had been quiet, shy, and a bit sarcastic. And ok, maybe I did show off a little and give her a headache with all my screams.. Hehe.

And I had to admit, she was cute: Harry Styles cute.. Which by the way, did look a lot like Dai, it was funny. Somehow I imagined Harry all dressed up like that, but couldn't.

That made me snap back to the present and remember why I could barely breath; Harry may look all hot and muscular to you.. But he weights a ton! At least when he's asleep. As i decided how to shove him off I said:

"Hazza?" I tried to say it as quietly as possible

"Wut Boo?" Ha. I adored Harrys sleepy voice. You could almost imagine a kitten saying it.

I gently shaked him, still playing up the act before screaming:

"GET OFF FAT ASS!" And shoving him off me. I laughed as he thuded softly on the carpet

"Wow, thanks Lou, now I see why you are my best mate.." He said sarcasticaly.

I snickered and turned to see Liam rubbing his eyes and sitting up.

"Why so early tommo? It's still 10 am and we have two free weeks.." Liam yawned. "I thought you where always the last to wake up. If you don't count Zayn of course.. Hey, where is Zayn?"

"I just.. felt in the mood" I replied with a smirk. "Oh and Zayn? I really don't know mate, he wasn't here when I woke up"

I turned to my left and saw Niall and Dai still sleeping on the couch

"They look cute, huh?" Harry said, watching me as I was looking at them

"Yeah, she looks less intimidating asleep" I joked. I really didn't know how Dai's personality was, but she did look kind of scary last night. What with all the heavy eyeliner and stuff.

"Why don't we take a picture and upload it to twitter?" Liam asked, grinning a little devilish. Huh, who knew Daddy Direction could be a prankster.

"Won't Dai mind?" Harry was the one concerned, for the first time.

"Naa.. We don't even know if she has a Twitter or not" I said, not caring one bit.

Harry took a couple of pictures and posted one

Harry_Styles: @NiallOfficial cuddling with our newest family member, Dai! Aren't they cute?;)

As soon as he posted it, he got lots of retweets, and then #niallsmysterygirl was trending. We have the strangest fans.. But what the heck? We love 'em!

"Ha! Niall's gonna love this!" I screamed.

"Luv wut?" A really sleepy Irish voice asked.

"Nothing babe, go back to your new girlfriend.." I winked in his direction.

Niall blushed deeply and turned to look at Dai. Liam got up and went into the kitchen, whilst Harry decided to go back to sleep to his bedroom, as for me, I stayed in the living room, turning on the tv.

"Dai?" Niall said softly

"Mmm? Wut Hazz?" She replied, moving a bit in his arms.

Niall chuckled. "I'm not Harry, I'm Niall"

"Wut..?" I turned and saw her opening her eyes. "Oh." She said. "Omg I'm so sorry". She flushed deep red, pushed herself off of Niall and quickly ran out of the room, not even giving Niall an explanation.

"Better luck next time mate!" I joked.

"Shut up idiot.." Niall got out of the room.

Seriously, what's up with everyone today? Zayn waking up early, Liam being a little devil, Harry concerned, Niall.. Being Niall? I sometimes wonder why they aren't normal like me.. Sigh.

I turned the tv off and decided to go take a shower. Surely by the time I get out, the lads will be in better mood and maybe we could go out for breakfast, then we could get to know Dai better!

"Yes tommo, you're a genius!" I said to myself.

"Right you are boobear" A husky voice said behind me.

I didn't even have to turn around to know it was my little Hazza.

"I thought you were going back to sleep!" I smiled at him

"Yeah.. Couldn't, to much noise. And I can't stand being away from you.." hmm, cheeky boy..

"Well I'm off to take a shower. Tell the boys to get ready to go out for breakfast!"

"Ok lou-lou!" Harry said

Then I decided I wanted to have some fun..

"Hazza look! There's a kitten on top of that tree!" I pointed to the glass door at the other side of the corridor, making sure Harry could see the tree as well.

I then concentrated all the force on my palms, and imagined a simple white and black kitten on the tree. Too easy, I knew Harry was already seeing it..

"Omg, Lou it's gonna fall! We have to save the little pussy!" He said, using his favorite word for kitten, turning to look at me.

I then let the image blur on my mind and simply as that, the kitten disappeared.

"Um, what are you talking about Harry?" I said as serious as I could.

"What do you mean? I'm talking about the little pussy that's on top of that tr-.. Hey, where did it go?" Harry said, turning back to the tree.

"Maybe you do need more sleep Hazza!" I laughed

"But you said.." He started

"I don't know anything of what you're talking about" I said quickly.

"I.. Where did the pussy go?" He said to himself, a frown on his face.

"If your asking about Dai's.. You know.. that's really rude coming from you Harreh" Zayn approached us, chuckling at his own joke.

Rude bastard. Ok, it was kinda funny. But rude. But still funny, if you had a dirty mind..

"Well, I'm off to the bathroom, get ready for later! We're going out for breakfast" I said, and took of.

When I got into the shower I thought of the prank I pulled on Harry. You might be wondering about that.

Yes, I made that kitten appear. With my hands and my mind. Why can I do it? I have NO idea at all. It had started when I turned 18. I also knew how to stop time, but I didn't do that much, I got quite bored being alone with no one moving or someone to talk to. And since nobody else new about my 'gifts' I didn't know if I could do it with more than one person.

But there you have it. Louis Tomlinson. 20-teen years old, incredibly hot, dating the wonderful Eleanor Calder, funny, talented, 1/5 of One Direction, and with weird but amazing powers.

I finished my shower and got dressed. Blue skinny jeans and white with navy blue stripes polo? I think yes.

Ahh tommo, you're simply wonderful! I thought to my self.

I then walked out of the bathroom and into the kitchen; I couldn't wait till we left and see Dai's face as she watched Niall eat a shitload of food.. Even Paul had been impressed. That kid ate like the food was gonna disappear from his hands or something. I think that's going to be the best part of her coming to live with us.

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A/N Soooooo.. Lou's gifted as well, huh? What do you guys think? Like it? Not? Comment and vote!:)

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