A guide to love.

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A sad spastic's guide to love.

Is chivalry sexist?

I'll pay.

No, you won't!

Please, as a thank you?

Thank you for what?

I just smile and say nothing but I'm thinking the following:

For talking to me, replying to my message.

For ignoring that I'm broken, ignoring that I can't hold the door open for you.

For making feel worthy.

Don't be a spastic, if you can help it.

Don't be sad, if you can't deal with yourself, start believing no one else can, it helps I think.

Don't go on Tinder, it will just make you feel worse.

Your stories aren't as enjoyable as you think they are pal. Shut up and listen. Talk as little as possible so you don't say anything you'll regret.

Don't cry when you get ignored, rejected or hear the phrase "I don't want to ruin this friendship".

Expect it! Respect it! She owes you nothing!

Don't buy flowers.

Don't overdress.

Don't fall out of the restaurant, it's not a good luck trust me.

Basically don't be me.

-XR

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