Book of Eddsworld Trash

Rhino's.. (TomTord, First OneShit)

Tom; Commie, if you were an animal, what would you be?

Tord; Hmm.. I honestly have no clue.. But I think I know what you would be..

Tom; *Raises eyebrow* and what would that be?..

Tord; A Rhino.. *makes finger guns at Tom* Cause you'd be ramming your horn into my ass all night..

Tom; . . .

Tord; *starts wheezing uncontrollably*

Tom; . . .

Tord; *Still wheezing, but slightly calmer* Y-You okay there, Jehovah?

Tom; . . .

Tord; Uh, Jehovah?.. T-Thomas?.. You okay?

Tom; . . .

Tord; Oh. Shit.. I broke him..

Tom; . . .

Tord; *grabs phone, calls Edd* Uh Hi, Yeah Edd.. I Think I Broke Thomas.. He Won't Say Jack Shit..

Tom; . . . *stares blankly at wall*

Tord; Ugh.. Fine.. He asked what animal I would be.. So I said.. I don't know.. But then I said I knew what he would be.. A Rhino, Cause he'd be ramming his horn into my ass all night.. *Wheezing could be heard from the other side of the phone*

Tom; *gazes turns to Tord's back side*

Tord; *Notices Tom out of corner of eye* Edd.. Ima have to call ya' back.. *Walks over to Tom* You okay there Jeh-

Tom; *Grabs the collar of Tord's hoodie, pulls him up from the ground*

Tord; Uh-Ummm.. T-Thomas?..

Tom; . . . *stares blankly at Tord*

Tord; H-Hello? Helllllllllloooooooo? Anyone in there by the name of Thomas?..

Tom; *pushes Tord's back into a wall*

Tord; Sweet baby Jesus he's lost it.. *gets arm loose, grabs some of Tom's hair and yanks it*

Tom; *screeches, and drops Tord on the ground* Ow, The fuck was that for?!

Tord; Fuckin' Jesus..

Tom; *shrugs* Ehhh.. I'd rather fuck someone else..

Tord; *quietly watches Tom walk away* The Fuck?..

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Word Count; 284

Welcome to the first OneShit... This is only the beginning...... *disappears into the shadows*