Book of Eddsworld Trash

Heels (Oneshit) (Or is it...)

Edd: *slams front door open* I GOT ME AND YOU GUYS SOME FUKIN' SHOES.

Matt: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tord: *face palms, then shrugs and ultimately accepts it* WHOOOOOOOOOOO

Tom: *walks into the living room from the kitchen* The Hell is happening..

Edd: *looks at Tom* I got a simple question for you.

Tom: *raises eyebrow* That being?

Edd: *inhales* Can you walk in heels, my son?

Tom: Yep. *takes a swig of Smirnoff*

Tord: Wait really?

Tom: Mhmm..

Edd: Tom. Can you walk in black knee high boots, with a thin as fuk heel.

Tom: Yes.

Tord: Why do I feel like you got a pair of those, specifically, for Tom?

Edd: Cause, I did. *takes out box with the boots in them*

Tom: *calmly takes the boots sits down*

Tord: Are you seriously gonna put them on now?

Tom: *takes the boots out of the box* I will possibly be as tall as you.

Tord: So?..

Tom: So, yes. *puts the boots on*

Tord: *face palms*

Tom: *puts arms up* Now help me.

Tord: *grabs Tom's hands and pulls him up*

Tom: *regains balance almost immediately, mumbles* I haven't been in heels in who knows how long.

Tord: Shit. You were right...

Tom: About what? *looks at Tord, is eye level to his eyes* Oh my Jehovah... YES.

Tord: *sighs* Dammit

Tom: I am, finally, as fucking tall as you.

Edd: *inhales* Would you two like to realize how close you guys are standing next to each other?

Tom/Tord: *Realizes they are almost chest to chest* !!!!

Tom: *backs the fuck up* Nope.

Tord: *quietly dies on the inside* .........

. . .

≪『MoMo』≫

"Ah, that was a bad reply...." I looked over at the clock on the wall. "How long have I been roleplaying!?" I put my phone down. I rubbed my eye with the palm of my right hand, I picked my phone up to see my friend replied. I wheezed slightly as I read what they had Tom do next.

. . .

Tom: *walks in a circle* If I can walk in heels, I must be one heel of a God.

Matt/Edd: *they both wheeze in response*

Tord: *starts clapping in response*

Tom: *bows* Thank you. Thank You. Your to fucking kind.

Tord: If I had a rose I would throw it at you.

Tom: I'm betting it would be a thorn in my side. *mumbles* It would look cute in my hair though.

Tord: *shrugs, then looks off to the side and mumbles* How can you make something cuter than you already are, simply with just adding a rose?

Tom: *face turns slightly red* D-Did you just call me... C-Cute?

Tord: !?- I SAID NOTHING! *puts hands up in a defensive manner*

Edd: I have no idea what you both just said to each other, all I heard was Tom saying you called him 'Cute'.

Matt: *patiently waits for ship to sail* ...........

. . .

≪『MoMo』≫

I nearly passed out from being awake so long roleplaying with my friend. I calmly texted "(Hey Nell, I'm about to pass, Gute Nacht)" I put my finger over the power button. I felt my phone vibrate slightly in my hands, I glanced over at the text. Nell wrote "(Nachtliebe)" I pressed the power button and turned off my phone. I set my phone down on my chest and closed my eyes, I went into a place that was pure black.

I went into a dreamless sleep, wondering

"What does Nachtliebe mean..."