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≪『Matt』≫
I was somehow getting bored of looking at myself in the mirror, which never happens. I decided to think of something to do, instead of looking at my beautiful self, which also never happens. I suddenly heard my bedroom door slam open, I screeched then turned to be met with my fellow hooded companion. The green-clad male made his way over to me, "Matt! I have an idea on how to get Tom and Tord to bond with each other!" I tilted my head "And that would beee?" Edd jumped up and down "To Play Truth Or Dare!" I started jumping as well "Do We Get To Play Too?!" Edd nodded, "Then Let's Go Get Them!" Edd and me sprinted out of my fabulous room, of mirrors and pictures of myself.
≪『Tom』≫
Me and the Commie were watching The Children, on the Tv. That was, until I heard a loud screech come from Matt's room. I heard a loud 'thud' from behind me, I turned and immediately started laughing. Tord was laying on the ground, rubbing the side of his head. I continued laughing until Tord held out his hand, I took his hand, once I did, I regretted doing so. He yanked me off of the couch, I fell onto the ground next to him.
I put my hand on my forehead and started laughing, he started laughing as well. "I Will Not Deny It Commie, I Fell For It.." Tord smirked "Literally.." I stood back up, I held out my hand this time, Tord took it. I pulled him up and we both got back up onto the couch. I live for moments like that, where Tord and I aren't fighting. We continued watching The Children for about 5 seconds before a Matt, along with an Edd, jumped onto the couch crushing me and Tord. Tord pushed Matt off of himself, I heard Tord laughing as I got suffocated from an Edd crushing me.
Tord cleared his throat, this got everyone's attention, "Edd, I'm Pretty Sure That Your Crushing Tom's Lungs.. Also Why Did You Guys Do That?.." Edd got off of me, "Well I Was Thinking We Could All Playyy" He paused and gestured to Matt "Truth Or Dare!" Matt, basically, screamed in an overly excited tone. I looked at Tord, he looked at me, we both shrugged in unison. I looked back at the others "Mkay.." Tord smirked "Sure" We all went into the kitchen and sat down at the table.
Edd instantly pointed at Tord "Tord, Truth or Dare?" Tord put his elbows on the table and propped his head on top of them. "Truth.." Edd smirked, God that's terrifying, "So Tord.. Is it true that you like all of us?" Tord started wheezing, his face was covered with a light blush. "Tord?" I raised my eyebrow slightly, he looked at all of us "No, I don't like any of you guys.." Edd and Matt both gasped, he put his index finger up, "But, I can say I do love you guys.. Well maybe one a little more than the other two.." The last part I just barely made out.
Matt pointed at me "Tim, Truth or Dare?" I sighed "Tom, and Dare.." Matt smiled "I Dare You To Sit On Tord's Lap.." I froze, for two reasons, he remembered Tord's name, and what my dare was "I-I'm Sorry, What?.." Matt's smile grew even wider "Sit On His Lap.." I heard a sigh from where Tord was at. I heard his chair move out slightly, I looked to the side to see Tord with crossed arms "Might as well get this over with now.." I gulped and got up, I went over to his left side and sat down on his lap.
I leaned a bit backwards and draped one of my arms around his shoulder. "Mkay.." Tord grunted slightly, smirked, then pointed at Edd and Matt "Truth or Dare.." Edd and Matt both smiled "Dare!" Tord leaned forward next to my ear, and whispered "7 minutes in heaven?.." I turned and smirked at him, then nodded. Tord's smirk grew even wider "Edd, Matt, I Dare You Both.. To Go Do 7 Minutes In Heaven Together.." They both turned a deep shade of red, I got out my phone. I set a timer for 7 minutes, I handed my phone to Tord.
≪『Tord』≫
I took Tom's phone, "Okay, now go to Edd's room and tell me when to start the time.." I saw Matt and Edd walk to his room, once they shut the door I heard something slam into it. I started the timer and gave the phone back to Tom, "So you wanna watch a movie or something, until they realize that the time stopped about an hour before?" Tom nodded "Sure, but I'm not putting the phone in my pocket though. Cause the phone will vibrate, that feels weird on my side.." I tilted my head "Why's That?"
Tom started scratching the back of his head "I may or may not have a scar around there.." I gasped "Can I see it?!" Tom shook his head, I growled "And Why Not?" He pointed toward his hip "Were both full grown men.. Let me see it" Tom shook his head again, then said "I know for a fact that you aren't Gay.." I huffed and turned him so he was slightly straddling me, I grabbed his hoodies collar "I'm bi, close enough.." Tom turned a deep red and grunted.
I looked down with my eyes, I felt my cheeks burn a bit. He's sitting on my crotch. I smirked and put my hand in front of my face. I licked my lips slightly from behind my hand. I flipped Tom off, Tom growled then flipped me off as well. I grabbed his hand and licked the tip of his middle finger. He jerked his hand back, I stuck my tongue out and winked at him.
I felt something move slightly against my inner thigh, I leaned forward towards Tom's ear. "Is someone excited~.." I bit my lip and thrusted slightly, Tom let out a slightly muffled moan. He leaned forward and growled at me, I tilted my head and raised my eyebrow. Then smirked when I realized his face was completely red. I licked my lips and leaned forward too, his face turned a few shades darker.
I moved my hands up and down his thighs, I grabbed his thighs and moved him closer to my body. "T-Tord?!.." I wrapped one of my arms around his waist, I used my hand to grab his chin. I turned his head to the side and gently licked his jawline, his body shivered. I smirked, "Wanna continue?.. Or watch a movie?.." Tom bit his lip, and tilted his head slightly "Option One?~" I tried to get up, Tom Wrapped his legs around my waist "Nu-Uh.. You're carrying me.."
I rested my hands under Tom's thighs and stood up. I walked to the hallway "Mine or Yours.." Tom shrugged, he looked down the hall towards my room. "Mkay.." I walked into my room, closed and locked the door. I pushed Tom against the doorframe he let out a soft whimper, Cute. I gently pushed my lips against his, he tilted his head and deepened the kiss.
≪『Tom』≫
I felt Tord nip at my bottom lip, I opened my mouth, he slipped his tongue into my mouth. He moved his tongue around in my mouth, claiming it as his, it kinda tickled, I wrapped my arms around his neck. He pushed me back further against the wall, I felt something push against my member. I moaned into the kiss, Tord grunted slightly, Tord moved his hand up my hoodie. He pushed his hand down on my chest, I moved my hands down through the neck of his hoodie.
I don't know why, but I grabbed his sides and grinded on his crotch. Tord grunted and leaned towards my ear "So, you wanna go there?~" I looked up at him and purred. Tord smirked "Alright.. Cat.." I stuck my nails into his sides, he glared at me and let out a low growl. "You want to play.. Or not.." I whimpered, and pushed my face into the crook of his neck. "Guess you do wanna play.."
≪『Edd』≫
I heard a low muffled moan come from about two doors down, in Tord's room. I looked over at Matt, he smirked "guess we're not the only ones playing 7 minutes in heaven~.." I began to start wheezing "Nope guess not.."
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