Book of Eddsworld Trash

Clothes (TomTord)

≪『Tom』≫

I heard the front door slam open with Edd yelling at the top of his lungs. "WE ARE ALIVE!" I fell off the side of the couch, I heard snickers behind me. I sat up and glared at Tord, he glared right back at me. Even though he is smaller than me, he is demonic as ever living hell. I got back up and fixed my hoodie, I noticed Edd run up to me and put something in my hand. I glanced over at Edd and mouthed 'The Fuck?' he tilted his head and gestured to Tord. I glanced over to Tord, he wasn't even paying attention. I sighed and looked at what he put in my hand, it was a parallel device.

I've seen them on Tv Before, it allows you to look at certain versions of either yourself, or someone else. There is also another part to it, you can change people to be like those versions as well. I glanced up at Edd, he pointed to Tord, now he got me curious. I pointed it at Tord, and calmly hit the button to attach it to his versions. I heard steps behind me, I glanced to my sides to see both Edd and Matt. I hit another button that pulled up a list of different versions. I noticed Matt point to a certain one labeled 'Sinsworld' I raised my eyebrow at the name.

I clicked it, it had a small loading screen, then when it finally loaded, I felt my face heat up. I put the device down, I put my hand over my face. I felt something grab at the device, I let whoever it was take it. I heard a small yelp, then quick footsteps followed by more footsteps. I got rid of my hand and found I was the only one left in the room. I raised my eyebrow and glanced to the kitchen, I saw Matt and Edd run out. They both had drool on their faces, Matt and Edd came up to me. "Help us, we can't find.. Him~" I got up from the chair and sighed. "Mkay.."

I waited for them to go, I calmly walked over to the island in the kitchen. I started slowly walking around it, I sighed and mumbled to myself. "Idiots, he's probably in the kit-.. chen.." I notice a smaller person curled into a ball, leaning their back against the cabinets. They looked up at me with fear in their eyes, they were silver, it was Tord. He was shaking, rather violently, I didn't let my eyes drift away from his. He started to slowly shift away from me, I sighed and moved in front of him. He froze in place, I kneeled down to the ground "Want some clothes?.."

He looked shocked for a few seconds before he nodded, I stood up and looked around. I saw both Edd and Matt in the living room, I sighed, then smiled. I closed my eyes, took a deep breathe, then looked back down at Tord. The look said 'You move, you die' he gulped and nodded. I rushed out of the kitchen and pointed to the stairs "Guys, I Saw Him Go Up There!" Matt and Edd both booked it upstairs. I face palmed then mumbled, "Wow, they're idiots.." I went back in the kitchen. Tord hadn't moved in the slightest bit, he heard my footsteps and turned his head.

I held out my hand, I turned away when he took it, I led him to my room. I closed the door, I went over to my dresser and started looking for clothes. I swear I heard the door lock click, I glanced to the side to see Tord curled up in a ball again. I noticed something about his current outfit, it had a, I think, wolf tail and ears. Along with some, very, provocative, I don't even think I can call what he is wearing pants. They covered up so little, he didn't even have a shirt on for Jehovah's sake. I think I ended up staring, because he shifted slightly and said. "Can you not stare.. Please.."

His voice sounded slightly weak, and to think he was laughing at me earlier. I went back to finding him clothes, I grabbed a white tank top that said 'PINAPPLE LOVER' in all caps with a pinapple in the middle. I also grabbed some gray sweat pants and put it with them. I walked over to him and kneeled down and put them in front of him. He finally put his head up and looked at the clothes, I heard a quiet 'thank you'. He grabbed the clothes, I turned away before he got up. I heard the door to my bathroom close, I went over to my bed and took out my phone.

I scrolled through YouTube for a few minutes, I then heard muffled talking. I glanced up from my phone when I heard the bathroom door open. Tord came out and flopped onto my bed, he rolled over onto his back. "I don't feel safe leaving  this room.. That's a first.." He glanced up at me. I got up from my bed, he raised his eyebrow "Where are you going?.." I calmly looked back at him.

"I'm going to go and beat the ever living shit out of the two people who started this.."

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Word Count; 901

I had this idea around like 4 am...

I started yelling at the birds outside my window.

"Shut the fuck up! It's to fucking early for you to be alive!"

I then stopped and said it again to myself and thought.

"Wait, then what's my damn excuse?"