Paramore Conspiracy Theories (Book 2)

A/N: The Jeremy Post Will Probably Never Get Made And Other Stuff

Hey guys,

I wanted to talk about some stuff with this book and with my writing in general. 

     I wanna start by saying I definitely, noticeably, toned things down. I'm not as provactive (but not like the sexy way, the makes people think way) as I used to be with my writing. I don't make big bold, controversial statements that make people demand my head on a stake anymore. Believe it or not, keeping up with that got really tiring, and I was really done with the negativity. 

    I don't do conspiracies anymore because THEY ARE NO LONGER FUN TO DO. It's not like when I posted something and people were like "this could be true, that's interesing!" it devolved into "yOu DoN't HaVe AnY FaCtS KiLl YoUrSeLF!!!" And why would I wanna keep writing after that? I put multiple times in things I post that it's maybe true, maybe not. And I've explained multiple times that theories are based on circumstantial evidence, which is why they're theories and not facts. "Theory" and "fact" are literally oxymorons. So people that demand I use exact correct facts, on a theory...it's dumb, it really is, but no matter how many times I've said this they don't care, so I'm just done. On top of people getting mad becuase I write convincingly, and so they think I am saying all these things are facts, but I'm not saying that at all. If I didn't write the way I do it would sound something like this:

"No Tayley isn't real, there's no actual evidence, sure it'd be cool if it was real, but it's not because there's no evidence." 

Would any of you read that!? Or would you rather read this:

"While it can't exactly be confirmed, there's still a strong possibility that Tayley could be real based on Hayley's frequent time spent at Taylor's house shown on her snapchat." 

You wanna be a good writer? Learn to draw to people in and be convincing, don't trick people though that's wrong. But you do you see what I'm saying? If I have to change the definition of the word theory, and I have to change how I write, I would rather just stop writing all together.

    The final thing I wanna talk about is the Jeremy post. I might think he's an idiot for thinking the earth is flat, but I don't wish endless hatred on the guy. And the planned post was going to be positive about all the good things he did for Paramore, because he did do a few good things too. But just like with the conspiracies, I'm not in the mood to get screamed at anymore.