losers club 2.0
Richie: wake up idiots
Stan: what
Richie: we are reviving this gc bc i want us all to become the best of friends
Bev: uh ok
Eddie: hi bev! hi stan!
Stan: hi eddie :)
Bev: this might have been one of richie's greatest ideas bc i am tired of hearing all about eddie when i'm with richie and all about richie when i'm with eddie
Richie: wow eddie i didn't know you talked about me, and you say you don't like me
Eddie: bev! how could you
Eddie: but yeah you're cool for a trashmouth
Mike: oh hi
Ben: hi!
Richie: great the gangs all here
Stan: so eddie, ben and mike how long have you guys been friends
Mike: ben and eddie have been friends since kindergarten and i became friends with them a couple years after
Bill: so are you all friends with bev too?
Bev: no only eddie is but i'd love to get to you know you both
Eddie: how long have u guys known each other?
Stan: richie, bill and i have been friends since 3rd grade but when bev moved here in 6th grade she fit right in
Eddie: can't believe you've been friends with a slut since 3rd grade
Stan: oh richie? yeah he's a slut
Richie: alright trash the trashmouth i get it
Stan: who'd you do this time
Richie: eddie ;)
Eddie: NO
Eddie: richie fucked gretta that's who
Bev: what the fuck richard
Richie: stop exposing me
Stan: how do you know that?
Eddie: oh he text me thinking i was gretta saying 'you ready to fuck this weekend'
Stan: sometimes i don't understand you richie
Richie: gotta blast
*mike to eddie*
Mike: i never thought in a million years you and richie would be friends
Eddie: well that makes two of us
Eddie: i mean i am glad we started talking, he's cool
Mike: i bet you $10 that eventually you'll like him more than a friend
Eddie: wtf mike
Mike: just saying, i've never seen you so 'you' in front of someone you've known less than a month
Eddie: or it's just cause he's very 'him' so i feel like i can be too
Mike: proves my point, you're comfortable around him
*richie to eddie*
Richie: hey my friends like you ben and mike
Eddie: i like stan and bill too
Eddie: we never finished playing 20 questions and i do believe it's your turn
Richie: well both my parents are assholes, stan, bill and bev have been the only friends i've ever had since I met you, henry bowers wants to rip my fucking face off and i like mint ice cream
Eddie: never would've thought that you never had many friends
Eddie: mint ice cream is the actual best
Richie: yeah i think the reason i am who i am is because my parents neglect me and no one ever really cared for me throughout my life
Richie: and holy shit ed's you like mint ice cream no way!
Eddie: i'm sorry rich, you can talk to me if anything's bothering you ever
Richie: thanks eddie spaghetti
Richie: ya know i'm glad gretta gave me the wrong number
Eddie: wait what
Richie: haha yeah she gave me your number instead of her's, she wanted to embarrass me by texting the gay guy at school
Richie: she's an ass
Eddie: so you never fucked?
Richie: nope
Eddie: richie tozier you surprise me you know that
Richie: I can surprise you in the bedroom if you want 8——D
Eddie: and you ruined it
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