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losers club 2.0

Richie: wake up idiots

Stan: what

Richie: we are reviving this gc bc i want us all to become the best of friends

Bev: uh ok

Eddie: hi bev! hi stan!

Stan: hi eddie :)

Bev: this might have been one of richie's greatest ideas bc i am tired of hearing all about eddie when i'm with richie and all about richie when i'm with eddie

Richie: wow eddie i didn't know you talked about me, and you say you don't like me

Eddie: bev! how could you

Eddie: but yeah you're cool for a trashmouth

Mike: oh hi

Ben: hi!

Richie: great the gangs all here

Stan: so eddie, ben and mike how long have you guys been friends

Mike: ben and eddie have been friends since kindergarten and i became friends with them a couple years after

Bill: so are you all friends with bev too?

Bev: no only eddie is but i'd love to get to you know you both

Eddie: how long have u guys known each other?

Stan: richie, bill and i have been friends since 3rd grade but when bev moved here in 6th grade she fit right in

Eddie: can't believe you've been friends with a slut since 3rd grade

Stan: oh richie? yeah he's a slut

Richie: alright trash the trashmouth i get it

Stan: who'd you do this time

Richie: eddie ;)

Eddie: NO

Eddie: richie fucked gretta that's who

Bev: what the fuck richard

Richie: stop exposing me

Stan: how do you know that?

Eddie: oh he text me thinking i was gretta saying 'you ready to fuck this weekend'

Stan: sometimes i don't understand you richie

Richie: gotta blast

*mike to eddie*

Mike: i never thought in a million years you and richie would be friends

Eddie: well that makes two of us

Eddie: i mean i am glad we started talking, he's cool

Mike: i bet you $10 that eventually you'll like him more than a friend

Eddie: wtf mike

Mike: just saying, i've never seen you so 'you' in front of someone you've known less than a month

Eddie: or it's just cause he's very 'him' so i feel like i can be too

Mike: proves my point, you're comfortable around him

*richie to eddie*

Richie: hey my friends like you ben and mike

Eddie: i like stan and bill too

Eddie: we never finished playing 20 questions and i do believe it's your turn

Richie: well both my parents are assholes, stan, bill and bev have been the only friends i've ever had since I met you, henry bowers wants to rip my fucking face off and i like mint ice cream

Eddie: never would've thought that you never had many friends

Eddie: mint ice cream is the actual best

Richie: yeah i think the reason i am who i am is because my parents neglect me and no one ever really cared for me throughout my life

Richie: and holy shit ed's you like mint ice cream no way!

Eddie: i'm sorry rich, you can talk to me if anything's bothering you ever

Richie: thanks eddie spaghetti

Richie: ya know i'm glad gretta gave me the wrong number

Eddie: wait what

Richie: haha yeah she gave me your number instead of her's, she wanted to embarrass me by texting the gay guy at school

Richie: she's an ass

Eddie: so you never fucked?

Richie: nope

Eddie: richie tozier you surprise me you know that

Richie: I can surprise you in the bedroom if you want 8——D

Eddie: and you ruined it

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