Mike: yo yo yo
Stan: that's a lot of yo's
Richie: yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Stan: why are you like this
Ben: I think richie is really funny
Richie: ben! I love you
Richie: eddie lets adopt ben
Eddie: ben you're so cute
Ben: awh guys
Bev: no I want to adopt ben!
Ben: stop fighting over who gets to adopt me, it will obviously be mike
Richie: I feel betrayed by my own son
Stan: better luck next time
Bill: richie isn't ben older than you
Richie: no...
Stan: yes
Ben: richie I will adopt you now
Richie: ok daddy
Eddie: richie no
Bev: poor ben
Stan: leave my house
Mike: my son! cover your ears
Ben: I un adopt you
Richie: your loss
Bill: it's 7:00 in the morning can we have a normal morning
Eddie: never
*during lunch*
Richie: bitch
Eddie: i'm sorry!
Stan: what happened
Bev: eddie pushed richies arm off him
Bill: eddie why'd you do that
Ben: yeah I was gonna ask you about that later
Eddie: rich I would love your arm to be around me BUT
Richie: but what
Eddie: stop giving me a glare guys it's scaring me
Eddie: don't kiss me!
Stan: woah I wish I wasn't stuck in class rn
Bill: ^^
Mike: ^^ yeah eddie what's going on
Bev: you should be here it's great
Richie: ed's what the fuck is wrong
Eddie: mike
Mike: huh
Eddie: no not you mike, MIKE
Bev: oh that mike
Richie: what did he do
Richie: did he text you
Richie: ed's you're shaking don't not let me hold your hand
Eddie: he was talking to henry
Ben: oh that's what you were looking at
Stan: well shit
Mike: we never asked how that went between mike
Bill: yeah was it bad or did he take it ok
Eddie: no he took it terrible
Eddie: he was in love with me
Bev: wtf
Richie: if that fucker said anything I'm gonna kick his ass
Eddie: no please don't he's a good guy
Bev: eddie omg
Ben: they left
Mike: who?! what's going on
Ben: eddie was crying so richie grabbed him and took him to the bathroom
Mike: oh shit
Bev: I would go check on them or have ben do it but I think this is a richie problem
Stan: yeah let richie do this
Mike: mike is in my next class, should I talk to him
Bill: no don't
Bev: yes
Mike: thanks you guys are so much help
Bev: they are coming back
Mike: how's eddie
Ben: he looks scared
Bill: eddie :(
Stan: get them back on
Richie: hey we're back
Stan: everything good
Eddie: no
Mike: alright new plan after school we find out what mike said to henry
Bev: !!!
Eddie: please
Richie: alright see you guys later, I'm gonna take eddie and we are gonna ditch the rest of the day
*flashback*
"Bowers I need to talk to you." Henry turned around to see a boy who he had seen around before. "Who are you, wait aren't you dating wheezy?" Mike backed away as Henry stepped closer to him fists clenched. "Not anymore, but I do have something I think you'll find pretty interesting." Mike smirked as Henry backed down looking at him with delight. "Oh, and what that might be now." Henry slung his arm around Mike allowing him to whisper in his ear so his gang wouldn't hear. "Oh are they now?" Hearing the news about Richie and Eddie made Henry thrilled, finally he could go beat these fags up for. He glanced over at their table to see Richie's arm around Eddie and Eddie place a kiss on Richie's hand. Suddenly his afternoon was completely free.
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