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Mike: yo yo yo

Stan: that's a lot of yo's

Richie: yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

Stan: why are you like this

Ben: I think richie is really funny

Richie: ben! I love you

Richie: eddie lets adopt ben

Eddie: ben you're so cute

Ben: awh guys

Bev: no I want to adopt ben!

Ben: stop fighting over who gets to adopt me, it will obviously be mike

Richie: I feel betrayed by my own son

Stan: better luck next time

Bill: richie isn't ben older than you

Richie: no...

Stan: yes

Ben: richie I will adopt you now

Richie: ok daddy

Eddie: richie no

Bev: poor ben

Stan: leave my house

Mike: my son! cover your ears

Ben: I un adopt you

Richie: your loss

Bill: it's 7:00 in the morning can we have a normal morning

Eddie: never

*during lunch*

Richie: bitch

Eddie: i'm sorry!

Stan: what happened

Bev: eddie pushed richies arm off him

Bill: eddie why'd you do that

Ben: yeah I was gonna ask you about that later

Eddie: rich I would love your arm to be around me BUT

Richie: but what

Eddie: stop giving me a glare guys it's scaring me

Eddie: don't kiss me!

Stan: woah I wish I wasn't stuck in class rn

Bill: ^^

Mike: ^^ yeah eddie what's going on

Bev: you should be here it's great

Richie: ed's what the fuck is wrong

Eddie: mike

Mike: huh

Eddie: no not you mike, MIKE

Bev: oh that mike

Richie: what did he do

Richie: did he text you

Richie: ed's you're shaking don't not let me hold your hand

Eddie: he was talking to henry

Ben: oh that's what you were looking at

Stan: well shit

Mike: we never asked how that went between mike

Bill: yeah was it bad or did he take it ok

Eddie: no he took it terrible

Eddie: he was in love with me

Bev: wtf

Richie: if that fucker said anything I'm gonna kick his ass

Eddie: no please don't he's a good guy

Bev: eddie omg

Ben: they left

Mike: who?! what's going on

Ben: eddie was crying so richie grabbed him and took him to the bathroom

Mike: oh shit

Bev: I would go check on them or have ben do it but I think this is a richie problem

Stan: yeah let richie do this

Mike: mike is in my next class, should I talk to him

Bill: no don't

Bev: yes

Mike: thanks you guys are so much help

Bev: they are coming back

Mike: how's eddie

Ben: he looks scared

Bill: eddie :(

Stan: get them back on

Richie: hey we're back

Stan: everything good

Eddie: no

Mike: alright new plan after school we find out what mike said to henry

Bev: !!!

Eddie: please

Richie: alright see you guys later, I'm gonna take eddie and we are gonna ditch the rest of the day

*flashback*

"Bowers I need to talk to you." Henry turned around to see a boy who he had seen around before. "Who are you, wait aren't you dating wheezy?" Mike backed away as Henry stepped closer to him fists clenched. "Not anymore, but I do have something I think you'll find pretty interesting." Mike smirked as Henry backed down looking at him with delight. "Oh, and what that might be now." Henry slung his arm around Mike allowing him to whisper in his ear so his gang wouldn't hear. "Oh are they now?" Hearing the news about Richie and Eddie made Henry thrilled, finally he could go beat these fags up for. He glanced over at their table to see Richie's arm around Eddie and Eddie place a kiss on Richie's hand. Suddenly his afternoon was completely free.

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