Eddie: mike and bill you are the only ones who know so hello I need your help I did a thing
Mike: eddie what did you do
Bill: you didn't say anything to him did you
Eddie: no I asked if he liked anyone, he got suspicious so I told him scarett black liked him and today I saw them talking
Mike: well fuck eddie idk what to do
Bill: all you can do now is wait and see what richie says to you
Mike: ya and if it didn't go well with scarlett you're screwed
*richie to eddie*
Richie: hey ed's I gotta thank you
Eddie: what?
Richie: for scarlett, her and I are going on a date tonight
Eddie: oh
Eddie: im happy for you richie :)
Richie: aw ed's are you getting all soft
Eddie: i'll only ever get soft for you, never hard
Richie: ouch ed's I guess I'm the only one who'll get hard then
Richie: ok well I gotta go get ready for my date
*eddie to mike and bill*
Eddie: well i'm not dead
Mike: wow what happened
Mike: did you too confess your love for each other or something
Eddie: nope
Eddie: he's going on a date with scarlett
Eddie: which means he's straight and he's never gonna like me
Bill: ya know eddie richie could be bi
Eddie: yeah well idk
Mike: bill's got a point ya never know
Eddie: if he posts anything online about his date I think i'm gonna throw up
Bill: well speak of the devil, check his twitter
*twitter*
@/toziershardforyou: my date and I are having so much fun netflix and chilling if you know what I mean ;)
@/stanthebirdfan: go richie
@/bevtheredhead: wow look at my bb go
@/eddiek: congrats man
*back to imessage*
Eddie: I think I vomited in my mouth
Mike: ed's i'm sorry man
*in the gc again*
Stan: so the date went well
Richie: it was great
Richie: we have another date tomorrow
Stan: good for you man
Eddie: yeah i'm glad it was good
Bev: don't forget about us tho
Richie: how could I ever
Richie: especially cause I would never get to look at ed's cute ass again
Eddie: hahahaha
Stan: i'm still amazed you actually aren't joking about that
Bill: wait he's not
Stan: nope he actually stares at it
Richie: what can I say billiam and stanlord, eddie spaghetti here has a good ass it's not hard to stare
Eddie: stop I hate that
Richie: never ;))
Eddie: ok well gotta blast
*richie to eddie*
Richie: ed's what's wrong
Eddie: nothing wdym
Richie: eddie there is something wrong I can tell
Eddie: richie there's nothing wrong slim it
Richie: fine
YOU ARE READING
bad at love; reddie imessage
Fanfiction"i love you." "what was that for ed's?" "can't a guy tell his boyfriend he loves him." -all lower case letters-
