Richie: so I heard you found somebody else
Eddie: no I didn't wtf
Richie: and at first I thought it was a lie
Eddie: it is
Eddie: who told you this
Richie: I took all my things that make sounds, the rest I can do without
Eddie: what things? what the hell are you talking about
Richie: I don't want your body but I hate to think about you with somebody else
Eddie: is this a prank?
Richie: our love has gone cold you're intertwining your soul with somebody else
Eddie: I love you and only you what is going on
Richie: HA STAN SAID YOU WOULDN'T FALL FOR IT
Eddie: fuck you
Richie: nah
Eddie: what song
Richie: somebody else by the 1975
Eddie: oh they are a good band
Richie: ikr!! I'm glad you listen to them and not some trashy music
Eddie: wanna come over and listen to music and judge each other's music choices
Richie: no can do although I would love to
Eddie: aw why not :(
Richie: house arrest
Eddie: on who's orders
Richie: stan
Eddie: oh yikes don't disobey stan
Richie: I tried once when we were younger and I have never been more scared in my life
Eddie: what did you do
Richie: so we were playing in the park and I saw another boy by himself and so being the nice human I am I asked Stan if we could play with him
Eddie: how is that bad?
Richie: well you see stan was a TAD jelous that he would have to share my friendship so he forbid me from doing so, but when stan went to the bathroom I walked over to the boy and when stan came back he found us playing
Eddie: what did stan do
Richie: he broke the boy's toy and yelled at him for stealing his friend and gave me the silent treatment for a week
Eddie: wow who knew stan could do that
Eddie: what ever happened to that boy
Richie: the boy was bill
Eddie: LIKE BILL BILL
Richie: yes bill bill
Eddie: IS THAT SERIOUSLY HOW YOU GUYS BECAME FRIENDS
Richie: yes it is why are you talking in CAPS
Eddie: BECAUSE STAN TOLD ME YOU GUYS MET AT SCHOOL AND STAN WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH BILL AND YOU DIDN'T
Richie: did he now ;)
Eddie: what are you going to do
Richie: you'll soon find out ed's
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