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Richie: so I heard you found somebody else

Eddie: no I didn't wtf

Richie: and at first I thought it was a lie

Eddie: it is

Eddie: who told you this

Richie: I took all my things that make sounds, the rest I can do without

Eddie: what things? what the hell are you talking about 

Richie: I don't want your body but I hate to think about you with somebody else

Eddie: is this a prank? 

Richie: our love has gone cold you're intertwining your soul with somebody else

Eddie: I love you and only you what is going on

Richie: HA STAN SAID YOU WOULDN'T FALL FOR IT

Eddie: fuck you

Richie: nah

Eddie: what song

Richie: somebody else by the 1975

Eddie: oh they are a good band

Richie: ikr!! I'm glad you listen to them and not some trashy music

Eddie: wanna come over and listen to music and judge each other's music choices

Richie: no can do although I would love to

Eddie: aw why not :(

Richie: house arrest

Eddie: on who's orders

Richie: stan

Eddie: oh yikes don't disobey stan

Richie: I tried once when we were younger and I have never been more scared in my life

Eddie: what did you do

Richie: so we were playing in the park and I saw another boy by himself and so being the nice human I am I asked Stan if we could play with him

Eddie: how is that bad?

Richie: well you see stan was a TAD jelous that he would have to share my friendship so he forbid me from doing so, but when stan went to the bathroom I walked over to the boy and when stan came back he found us playing

Eddie: what did stan do

Richie: he broke the boy's toy and yelled at him for stealing his friend and gave me the silent treatment for a week

Eddie: wow who knew stan could do that

Eddie: what ever happened to that boy

Richie: the boy was bill

Eddie: LIKE BILL BILL

Richie: yes bill bill

Eddie: IS THAT SERIOUSLY HOW YOU GUYS BECAME FRIENDS

Richie: yes it is why are you talking in CAPS

Eddie: BECAUSE STAN TOLD ME YOU GUYS MET AT SCHOOL AND STAN WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH BILL AND YOU DIDN'T

Richie: did he now ;)

Eddie: what are you going to do

Richie: you'll soon find out ed's

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