°• ʙᴜᴍʙʟᴇʙʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇʀᴏsᴇ ᴏɴᴇsʜᴏᴛs •°

❃ ᴅʀᴜɴᴋᴇɴ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs - ᴡʜɪᴛᴇʀᴏsᴇ ❃

❛ ᴅʀᴜɴᴋᴇɴ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs ❜

ᴡʜɪᴛᴇʀᴏsᴇ ᴏɴᴇsʜᴏᴛ

"Weeeeiiiiisssssssss," Ruby beamed, staggering over to Weiss and throwing her arms around her.
"R-Ruby!! Get off you dolt!" Weiss protested, her face flushing a deep red as she tried to pry the young and very drunk Ruby Rose off of her. Yang and Blake had disappeared earlier in the night, and Weiss had been sitting down sulking as she glared daggers into the back of Neptune's head as he flirted with Sun. Ruby had been left on her own, and in her lonely moment she went to grab a drink...and ended up having one too many.

"Ugh! You're like Qrow! A drunken deadbeat!" Weiss complained, finally prying the young huntress off of her.
"You're *hic* so cuuuttteeee Weeeiiissss," Ruby slurred, smiling wide. Weiss rubbed her forehead in frustration, trying to cover up the blush spreading across her face.
"Ruby, go back to our dorm," She ordered.
"Heheh, only if you're there," She winked in response.
"You disgust me," Weiss deadpanned.
"Ruby? Is she alright?" Pyrrah asked, walking over to the duo with a concerned expression (She's still alive in my heart T^T)
"No, this idiot is wasted," Weiss rolled her eyes, pushing Ruby with her finger.
"I'm wounded," Ruby gasped in mock-horror, "Jokes, I'm fiiiiiiinnnneeee."
"Do you need me to get someone?" Pyrrah asked Weiss, completely ignoring the drunken Ruby.
"Um...no, it's fine, I'll take her back to the dorm," Weiss smiled.
"Pyrrah!!" Jaune yelled across the hall, waving frantically...in a dress.
"Is he in a dress, or is that just me?" Weiss asked, trying hard not to laugh.
"Pffftt hahahahahaha," Pyrrah laughed, covering her mouth with her hand, "I'm coming!" she called and ran over to him.

They're totally gonna get together.

"Bwah!" Ruby vomited, falling to her knees.
"Ewww!!" Weiss squealed, jumping back. Weiss stared down at Ruby with disgust, finding the whole situation rather...repulsive. Ruby pushed herself back to her feet, stumbling slightly as she did so.
"I'm okay *hic* everyone!" She cheered. Weiss rolled her eyes before taking Ruby by the hand and attempting to drag her out of the hall.
"NoOoOoOoOo!!" Ruby screamed, trying to pull away from Weiss.
"hElp! sHeS tRyInG tO kIdNaP mE!" She continued wailing. Weiss let go of Ruby, mortified of the scene she was making.
"S-She's drunk!" was her only excuse. She glared at Sun at the back of the hall, trying to surpress his laughter.
"Ruby, I swear if you don't come with me right now I'll-"
"You'll bore me to death? C'mon, Ice Queen! Live a little!" Ruby beamed, her eyes glittering. Weiss paused, her expression unreadable.
"Uh, Weiss?" Ruby called, afraid that she'd broken the young Schnee.
"Live a little, huh? Alright," She smirked, grabbing Ruby's hand once more and tugging her out of the hall...but not out of the exit.
In fact, Weiss was dragging Ruby down a corridor, trying all the handles on all the storage closets she could find until she found one that was unlocked.
"After you," She grinned, holding the door open for her.
"W-Weiss? Are you, like, gonna gut me in there?" Ruby asked, backing away slowly.
"Don't be ridiculous, you dunce...I'm doing what you told me to do."
"In a cleaning closet?"
"Yes, Ruby, In a cleaning closet. Now get in there."
Without protest, Ruby waltzed into the closet, watching as Weiss followed behind her, closing the door.

🐱 Blake POV 🐱

Walking through the empty corridors, I tried to clear my head. After getting to our dorm in a tangle of arms and legs, Yang passed out. She just passed out. It was like making out with an old woman who just decided to kick the bucket. With a sigh of frustration, I kicked a small stone that lay helplessly on the marble floor.

"Mm~"

"Weiss~!"

I froze.

Was that Ruby?

My ears twitched as I followed the erotic noises, and tracked them to a cleaning closet. Reaching for the handle, I stopped. Do I really wanna be scarred for life from what I'm about to see?

Oi, if you're not getting action tonight, no one is!

Listening to my inner self, I pushed open the door. A half-naked Weiss lay ontop of a half-naked Ruby. I raised my eyebrow. They hadn't seem to notice I was standing there, because they were still all over each other.

"Ahem."

Weiss shot up like a rocket, her eyes wide. Ruby's eyes shot to me, her expression mirroring Weiss's.

"Well well well, so much for enemies."

"Enemies...with benefits?" Ruby laughed awkwardly, rubbing her neck sheepishly. Weiss looked at Ruby, her eye twitching with irritation. I smiled.
"I'll just leave you to it," I winked, closing the door again and walking away.

This will be something nice to bring up at their wedding.

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ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ:

ᴘᴜʙʟɪsʜᴇᴅ: 13/12/2018

ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛs ᴀʀᴇ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ʙᴜᴍʙʟᴇʙʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇʀᴏsᴇ ᴏɴᴇsʜᴏᴛ ɪᴅᴇᴀs, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ sʜɪᴘ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛs, ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ ʙʟᴀᴋᴇ x ᴀᴅᴀᴍ. ɪ ʀᴇғᴜsᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴀɴʏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ sʜɪᴘ ɪs ғɪɴᴇ! ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴘᴍ ᴍᴇ ᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛ.