Osamu, Izanami, and Isabella went back to Yoko's house by the time the sun began to set. They all stretched and yawned as they climbed up the steps past the front yard and opened the door. The commotion inside told the story of what was happening in the kitchen.
(Oh no...someone is fighting again! I need to do a roll call! Izanami is right here and she's not quite the fighting type. Isabella is next to me too. Yoko should be home by work now and....crap! I forgot! We left Aika here!)
"That doesn't sound good!", Izanami said worriedly.
The three of them ran into the kitchen and their fears were confirmed. Aika stood atop the kitchen counter with her body and hair wrapped in towels, having just come out of the shower. She wielded her electric guitar as Yoko pointed her katana at her.
日 三 半
DAY 3 and 1/2
Sweet as apples, Sweet kisses
(What...the hell?)
"Give it up, Yoko! I was just taking a freakin' shower!"
"You used up all of my shampoo and left the tub full of dirty water!"
"I was going to pull the drain plug before you walked in and went ham on me!"
"That's besides the point, you street-wandering bum! What are you even doing in my-"
Yoko turned her head and noticed Osamu and the others had come home and were watching the episode with puzzled expressions.
"Oh hey guys, welcome home!", Yoko said with a sweet and brightly toned voice. "Don't worry about me, I just found a rat in our bath tub. I'll make sure to kill it and throw it a-"
Aika picked up a lemon and chucked it at the side of Yoko's head as she spoke, knocking her down on the ground and concomitantly pissing her off.
*KILLER LEMONS*
(Now you've done it, Aika!)
"You...are so dead!", shouted Yoko.
Yoko swung at Aika's feet with her blade, but missed as Aika jumped to dodge the swing. With her feet still wet from the shower, however, Aika's feet slipped off of the counter when she landed, and she came crashing down on the ground on her back, along with her guitar. Yoko threw her sword to the side and ran on top of the kitchen counter. She grabbed some apples from the fruit basket and jumped down on top of Aika as she groaned in immobilizing pain.
"You want to just waltz in and make yourself at home?! Fine! Eat these!"
Yoko began shoving the apples into Aika's mouth, gagging her as she tried to speak.
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Death by Ex Girlfriend: Aika Crisis
Romance"My name is Osamu Ashikaga. I don't know what time it is, and I don't know where I am. When I opened my eyes, I was tied to a chair in some abandoned bowling alley, and the only person there....was my ex girlfriend." Meet Osamu Ashikaga. He returns...
